Two men, sentenced to die on the same day, were led down to the room
where the electric chair was. The priest had given them last rites,
the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had
been said among the participants. The warden, turning to the first
man, solemnly asked, "Son, do you have a last request?"
The man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you please
play the Macarena for me one last time?"
"Certainly," replied the warden. He turned to the other man and asked,
"Well, what about you, son? What is your final request?"
"Please," said the condemned man, "Kill me first."
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