Thursday, June 10, 2004

Cognitive Therapy

a.k.a. Cognitive Behaviour Therapy

I'll begin by briefly explaining what a cognition is. A cognition is a thought or perception. In other words, your cognitions are the way you are thinking about things at any moment, including this very moment. These thoughts scroll across your mind automatically as you perceive the world around you and often have a huge impact on how you feel.

In fact, your thoughts create your feelings. This is the powerful principle at the heart of cognitive therapy--your feelings result from the messages you give yourself. In fact, your thoughts often have much more to do with how you feel than what is actually happening in your life.

This isn't a new idea. Nearly two thousand years ago the Greek philosopher, Epictetus, stated that people are disturbed "not by things, but by the views we take of them." And even Shakespeare expressed a similar idea when he said: "there is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so" Hamlet, Act 2, Scene 2. Rene Descartes, the Father of Existentialism, summed it up succinctly as ergo et sum--I think, therefore I am.

Although the idea has been around for ages, most depressed people do not really comprehend it. Nearly all depressed people are convinced that they are facing some special, awful truth about themselves and the world, and that their terrible feelings are absolutely realistic and inevitable. Certainly bad things do happen and life does hand most of us a dirty deal at times. Many people do experience catastrophic financial losses and confront devastating personal problems.

Our genes, our hormones, and childhood experiences probably do have an impact on how we think and feel. And other people can be mean, annoying, cruel, harassing or simply thoughtless. But all the theories about the causes of bad moods have the tendency to make us hapless victims--because we are made to think the causes result from something beyond our control.

In contrast, you can learn to change the way you think about things, and you can also change your basic values and beliefs. And when you do, you will often experience profound and lasting changes in your mood, outlook, creativity and productivity. That, in a nutshell, is what cognitive therapy is all about.

The theory is straightforward and may seem overly simple--but don't write it off as pop psychology. I think you will discover that cognitive therapy can be surprisingly helpful--even if you feel pretty skeptical (as I did) when you first learn about it. The effectiveness of cognitive therapy has been confirmed by many outcome studies by researchers throughout the world in the past two decades.

No matter how terrible your depression, low self-esteem or anxiety may feel, the prognosis for recovery through cognitive therapy alone or as an adjunct to medications is excellent. You may be convinced that your own case is so bad, so overwhelming and hopeless, that you are the one person who will never get well, no matter what. But sooner or later, the clouds have a way of blowing away and the sky suddenly clears and the sun begins to shine again.

When this happens, the feelings of relief and joy can be overwhelmingly brilliant.

References:
Cognitive Therapy and the Emotional Disorders by Aaron T. Beck
Cognitive Therapy: Basics and Beyond by Judith S. Beck
Feeling Good: The New Mood Therapy by David D. Burns

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Wednesday, June 09, 2004

My Destiny Report

My Destiny Report: Sun in Virgo
Sun in Virgo

In this lifetime you are at a point in your soul development that requires you to do the work of refining and purifying your own nature. Like the ancient alchemists whose goal was to take bare materials and turn them into gold. Your own process of self-transformation involves taking what is crude or disordered in yourself and refining it. It is a cycle of separating the wheat from the chaff, requiring acute discrimination, rigorous self-analysis and self-criticism.

This impulse to perfect, to create order, and to focus on the flaws in order to improve and correct is the basis of much of your behavior. When you project it out into the world, Azlan Adnan, it manifests as extreme fastidiousness, meticulous attention to detail, the ability to do very fine and exacting work, precision of thought and expression, and sometimes a peculiar fussiness.

You can be the critic, the razor-sharp analyst, the master craftsman with a reputation for the greatest finesse and polish. You quietly observe, dissect, and measure everything against your own inner standard of perfection. Everything must be tested and go through the refiner's fire in order to prove its efficacy, Rarely do you swallow anything whole. Everything must be examined and judged, the acceptable parts ingested and the unacceptable rejected. This is true on many levels, including the physical.

You are apt to be extremely discriminating about your diet, concerned with proper nutrition and the avoidance of pollutants and impurities in your food or environment, and so on. Your physical body itself may be very sensitive to what you take in - more so than other people are. On an intellectual level, you are similarly discriminating, perhaps to the point of frank skepticism. Because of your underlying need to create order, Azlan Adnan, you like to categorize and put things in neat little boxes, and you may deny, avoid, invalidate, or refuse to take seriously something that does not fit in to your scheme. Even in investigating the spiritual or mystical, you seek a system, an order.

Ambiguity, multiplicity, chaos or disarray of any kind may vex you considerably. You can also be very critical and demanding of other people, in a nagging, petty way. This is if you are projecting your need to refine and perfect onto the outside world. However, that is really a misuse of what is essentially an inner process, getting rid of the dross and refining your own character.

WOW!


My Darling's Destiny Report
Sun in Libra

In this lifetime your guiding principle or underlying motivation is the golden mean, the ideal state of balance and symmetry, the moderate course that avoids extremes, the happy medium.

An essential aspect of your path involves bringing together and harmonizing opposing energies, finding a balance and a meeting point between them and creating bridges so that interrelationship is possible.

The concept of relationship is key, My Darling, whether it is the relationship of colors in a painting, between objects on the mantel piece, between nations or between two people. You have a highly developed sense of style, or harmonious arrangement, of correct, appropriate and beautiful relationships. Aesthetics are very important to you, in your surroundings, in people, in the manner in which things are done. You are artful (in both the positive and negative sense) in the way you approach life.

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Tuesday, June 08, 2004

HUMOUR: Marital Bliss

Marital Bliss
with many thanks to the newly-wed Rinzcute for sharing this!

Marriage (Part I)
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not." (SHE'S GOOD!)

Marriage (Part II)
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.' "Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last.'" (HE ASKED FOR IT!)

Marriage (Part III)
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "what took you so long to answer the phone?" She says, "I was in bed." "In bed this early, doing what?" "Getting a second opinion!" (YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!)

Marriage (Part IV)
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife," Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of Six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."


God may have created man before woman but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.


SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT.


Copyright 2003-2004 Azlan Adnan Legal Notice

Manic Monday

Manic Monday

It was a really manic Monday, yesterday. Went to the Registration Department first thing in the morning (after dropping by the Post Office to post some job applications) to find out if my new IC was ready for collection (I had changed my address in April) and also to check if my mother's IC was ready as well. When I arrived at the Department I was aghast at the length of the queue ~ all the way down the staircase from the first floor and for about a 100 metres outside. I was hesitant to join such a long queue; definitely not before determining if it was the right one. So I walked right up to the front of it and along the staircase I bumped into an Officer in uniform and so I asked him if it was the queue for IC collection.

Apparently, it wasn't. Thank God! Collection was on the Ground Floor. It didn't take too long before it was my turn. The Officer there said if I had brought my mother's current original IC, I could have collected hers as well. That was convenient. He also said that my Driving Licence was now integrated with my IC, which means I don't have to carry two pieces of plastic around, just one. I asked him if I could put my Health details too. He said that feature was not implemented yet but I could add Touch n Go credits to my IC. I usually use two stored value cards when I travel on the LRTs ~ STAR and PUTRA. So I'll wait until I've used up my stored value on these cards before adding Touch n Go credits to my IC.

He also advised, although it was possible to do so, not to integrate my ATM card with my IC as the ATM machines cause wear and tear on the ICs ~ and that it would cost $50 for each replacement IC.

Then went to a hospital to get a referral letter to see a specialist. Decided to pay a courtesy call on a counselor friend before doing that and that courtesy call ended up being a 90-minute chat about Cognitive Therapy ~ the work of Aaron and Judith Beck, and David Burns, in particular. And also of George Kelly, particularly the use of transitional constructs in correcting cognitive dissonance. The counselor used to work for my late father as a Probation Officer.

Getting the referral letter was a breeze but finding the specialist's clinic wasn't as easy ~ why they call it "Clinic C" and not the "Urology Department" beats me. Finally found it (had gone to "Clinic G" and they told me to go to "Clinic C.") Got an appointment with the specialist on July 9, at 9 am. Went to the Blood Bank (only they don't call it that ~ Blood Transfusion Centre ~ or something equally wordy) to find out if I can donate platelets instead of whole blood. The staff nurse ~ she had really interesting eyes, must be her coloured contact lenses ~ examined the veins on both my arms and told me that I wasn't the optimal platelet donor as my veins were unsuitable for the 90-minute procedure. That vein I have ~ whatever it's called ~ that they usually use to hook up to the machine was too deep and the vein that I usually use for whole blood donation was unsuitable as it's prone to collapse if hooked up to the machine (whatever it's called). Anyway, they allowed me to use their super-duper accurate weighing machine (73.35 kg) and gave me a cup of Milo for my trouble.

As I had some time before lunch, I went to watch some surgery conducted by a surgeon friend. I'm editing a book of his, and he usually wants me to watch him in action so that I can visualise what he is writing about in his manuscript. Helps me with my editing, he thinks. If you're the sort that doesn't have a stomach for blood, gore and miscellaneous body parts in various states of dissection, then you probably wouldn't enjoy the mee soup we had for lunch afterwards as much as we did.

Washed my mom's new Honda Accord for the first time in the afternoon ~ our driver had left us for greener pastures at the end of last month ~ and I worked up quite a sweat. Didn't realise washing a car can be such good exercise.

Couldn't resist an invitation from a friend to watch the 5.15 pm showing of The Prisoner of Azkaban at the Amcorp Mall. I was so knackered by the day's activities that I slept for about 20 minutes during the show, which was during the crucial time that explained why Sirius Black was the good guy and not the bad guy he was initially made out to be (or was it the other way round?). Anyway, it wasn't critical, Harry Potter plots (like Life itself, I suppose) have no logical progression ~ you just enjoy the special effects and adventurous twist and turns for what they're worth while it lasts. Live life moment to moment, I say!

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A Beautiful Weekend

A Beautiful Weekend

Had a beautiful weekend. Received some great news on Saturday morning regarding a chronic health condition ~ it's gone into remission, insya Allah, permanently. Went for a course in the afternoon and then to the play Otak Tak Centre in the evening.

I won't write a review right now as I was quite tired by the time I saw it and it would not be proper to attempt a full-length review. Let me just say that my first impression was that a play that deals with a mental health subject like bipolar disorder is meant to inform and educate, and less to entertain. This play was far too entertaining for me. I got the impression the audience felt more ridicule than empathy with the manic patient. Same goes for the schizophrenic patient with the delusion that she was a gynae, even though she finally commits suicide. There was no sense of tragedy at any point in the whole play ~ at no moment did I ever come close to being moved to tears.

The course continued on Sunday. It was a marriage course and the participants were a whole bunch of couples who were either engaged (most of them) or married (one couple). They attended to get the certificate of attendance, as the course is a prerequisite for any marriage application.

I went to accompany a lady friend who, like me, wanted to gain knowledge about the institution of marriage ~ she was a little hesitant to attend it alone as she knew most of the participants would be couples and she didn't want to be the odd one out. There was also a reticent 17-year-old girl who came alone. She really stuck out like a sore thumb. Not just because of her youth but also because she never said a word to anyone through out the course. It turns out she's been living in the US for the past three years (her mother's posted there) and will be getting married to her Filipino boyfriend as soon as she turns 18 in August.

Most of the lecturers were academics from the International Islamic University Malaysia. The exceptions were a paedeatrician (Marriage and Health) and a syariah lawyer (Islamic Family Law).

We were asked to introduce ourselves at the end of the course (supposed to have been done at the beginning but for some inexplicable reason this was done at the end). Most said "I'm so-and-so. I'm from KL and I'm here with my fiance."

I said, "I'm Azlan from KL. I'm here for the knowledge. This is the third time I'm attending this course. I'm a seminar junkie."

ha ha ha

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Friday, June 04, 2004

A BEAUTIFUL DAY

A BEAUTIFUL DAY

Had a beautiful day today. Made much progress with an event management contract which should be finalised by month end. Spoke to the Group Executive Editor of a magazine about writing a regular column for them. We have set up a meeting to discuss the nitty gritty. Followed up on some insurance business I have an interest in. We had a good meeting with the principals yesterday and they promised both regional and international support for our trans-border product.

Prayed zohor at the local mosque but the khutbah was not well-structured and the sermon went all over the place.

Took the train to Putrajaya and had tea with a friend at a lakeside restaurant which resembled a similar outlet on Kampung Air in Bandar Seri Begawan. It was kinda like deja vu. We had a good chat for a solid two hours but unfortunately we had to leave before we could see the sunset.

We spoke about prejudice and in the misguided joy some people (ex-boyfriends, ex-brothers-in-law, second wives and ex-wives included) take in destroying a person's reputation. I said this was nothing new to me. I've faced prejudice for a quarter of a century, so what's one more ignorant idiot? Being a genius born ahead of my time, it's so easy to be misunderstood by people who are not my intellectual equal. When they don't understand me, they label me as "crazy."

A trivial example of being ahead of my time was 20 years ago, I was the first person in Malaysia to travel on my motorbike with my lights on in the daytime. All motorists would flash their lights at me and stick their arm out and signal with their fingers to let me know that I had my lights on. When I ignored them, they thought I was crazy to have my lights on in the daytime. Yes, I know my lights are on. I did it for a purpose. I wanted to be visible and be seen so that motorists would not accidentally knock me down. I'm not interested in switching it off "to save electricity" as most motorcyclists at the time thought. Nowadays every motorcyclist switches on their light during the day for the reason I mentioned.

Coming back to the gossipers who take glee in destroying another's reputation just for the fun of it or perhaps out of pure jealousy or even spite. I knew exactly what my friend was going through. Victim of some malicious juicy gossip by idle people to while away the time at birthday parties of second wives of golfing buddies. To them I can only say that every time you fitnah an innocent party, the aggrieved party will receive your pahala and you will receive dosa in return.

So before you speak, it may be a good idea to bear the Rotary Four-Way Test in mind:

The 4-Way Test

From the earliest days of the organization, Rotarians were concerned with promoting high ethical standards in their professional lives. One of the world's most widely printed and quoted statements of business ethics is The 4-Way Test, which was created in 1932 by Rotarian Herbert J. Taylor (who later served as RI president) when he was asked to take charge of a company that was facing bankruptcy. This 24-word test for employees to follow in their business and professional lives became the guide for sales, production, advertising, and all relations with dealers and customers, and the survival of the company is credited to this simple philosophy. Adopted by Rotary in 1943, The 4-Way Test has been translated into more than a hundred languages and published in thousands of ways. It asks the following four questions:

"Of the things we think, say or do:

1. Is it the TRUTH?

2. Is it FAIR to all concerned?

3. Will it build GOODWILL and BETTER FRIENDSHIPS?

4. Will it be BENEFICIAL to all concerned?"

If it doesn't pass the 4-way Way Test, please shut up. If you fitnah an innocent party, you have nothing to gain but dosa.

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Thursday, June 03, 2004

STIGMA ABOUT MENTAL ILLNESS

STIGMA ABOUT MENTAL ILLNESS

It still amazes me how much stigma there is about mental illness in Malaysia. Even educated people who should know better (and their gossiping wives) are not exempt from prejudice and would not allow their daughters or nieces to marry men suffering from bipolar disorder, for instance. Even if these bipolar patients are medicated, well-managed and under the care of a competent psychiatrist. To learn more about the Treatment of Bipolar Disorder: A Guide for Patients and Families, Click Here or Here.

Most lawyers and others in the legal profession are not au fait with the Mental Health Act 2001. This Act is mostly procedural, and unlke the Mental Health Act 1987 of the UK, does not provide mentally disordered patients with rights above and beyond those accorded to ordinary citizens. The UK law recognises that mentally disordered persons are vulnerable because of their illness and therefore require extra protection lest they be exploited.

For instance, "sectioned" psychiatric patients under the UK Act are not criminally liable for any wrong doing that they may do ~ it is recognised that it is the illness that made them do it and it's not their fault.

In Denmark, there is a Mental Health Foundation which educates the public about mental illness and provides cheap medications for patients. The newer atypical antipsychotics (e.g. olanzapine, risperidone), which have notably less side-effects than say the older neuroleptics such as chlorpromazine and haloperidol, are much more expensive and beyond the reach of the majority of patients, who by and large are unemployed because of their illness and hence cannot afford these newer, more expensive, medications.

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June 8, 2004: The Transit of Venus!

June 8, 2004: The Transit of Venus!

Get ready for an extremely special, very rare astronomical event: On Tuesday, June 8, the silhouette of Venus will cross the disc of the Sun. It's like an extraordinary kind of eclipse -- the last time it happened was in 1882. This much-anticipated transit will be best seen (with special eye protection -- don't stare into the Sun without it!) from Europe, Africa and Asia, but it'll be visible in its final stages from the eastern United States and Canada. Wherever you are, check out a live webcast; this kind of Venus transit won't happen again until 2012, and after that not until 2117.

Astrologically speaking, this rarity has some amazing implications. The life-giving Sun represents consciousness, while Venus symbolizes the feminine -- the power of love, relating and consensus; the principles of diplomacy and protocol; artistic endeavors; and (last but not least!) money or value. With Venus so tightly aligned with the Sun, these ideas are likely to be very much in the zeitgeist. Look for women of power (Condoleezza Rice, Martha Stewart or Hillary Clinton, perhaps) to be in the news -- or issues of women's power. Important partnerships may be announced in the financial world, or a milestone in world currency, or news about conduct or propriety. Venus is a lover, not a fighter, so this transit could also be promising in terms of a worldwide peace movement.

On a personal level, relationships may be profoundly influenced, so be mindful about matters of the heart -- be sure to balance the give-and-take. Bear in mind, too, that Venus is retrograde during this period, so things may be going on beneath the surface in the love and relating department. This may not be the best time to make permanent decisions about partnerships (though you may be tempted to!). For best results, keep the lines of communication -- and your heart -- wide open.

Copyright 2003-2004 Azlan Adnan Legal Notice

At the Fitness Centre

At the Fitness Centre
contributed by KAL (edited for clarity)

I read an article about picking up beautful women and started concentrating on what I thought were my weak points. I did as the article recommended and started picturing myself as the cocky funny person I wanted to be. I even did the whole daydream practice thing everyday.

I work at a fitness center so I see lots of hot women all the time. My biggest weakness is that I look away quickly after eye contact is made. I decided that before I started trying to approach women I would make it my goal for a couple of weeks to just make eye contact and hold it until they looked away.

Ok, here is the good part. After practising eye contact for a couple of weeks and doing the whole mental exercise thing, I was at work one day working out after my break and was practising my eye contact thing between sets with this really hot girl near the dumbbell rack.

I knew she noticed but it never bothered me cause I had no intentions of acting. Well, I had to go over to get a set of dumbbells for my next exercise and as I got close to where she was she suddenly turned around and said "I have a boyfriend" and turned around.

Normally I would have kinda stood there in shock and said nothing but, I guess all that mental practice paid off. Without even thinking or pausing the words just came out. I said "Hey that's great! I'm happy for you. (Pause - and in a lower tone) I know this is probably a major accomplishment for you but to the rest a the world this is kinda normal so you might not want to go telling every stranger you see."

Then I just walked off with my weights to do my sets. Five minutes later she comes over to me and apologizes and asks for my number. Turns out she didn't have a boyfriend but was just tired of being picked up by losers while she was trying to do a workout.

What a pleasant surprise!

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Tuesday, June 01, 2004

At the Dentist's

At the Dentist's
by Azlan Adnan
A short story inspired by Shahliza Anuar (Baby)
Klinik Zahida, Kampung Tunku
March 19, 2003


8.12 pm In the waiting room. We had both skipped dinner. She was in too much pain to eat anything. I was in sympathy and hadn't eaten either. Sympathetic pain: whole volumes have been written on this phenomenon.

8.45 pm She was sleeping, or, at least, trying to, on the waiting room chair. She had a tiring day at work. Her cell phone rang. It was her office. She still needed to go back to the office to sort out some loose ends. She settled down again, eyes shut. I was unashamedly staring at her... again. She looked so adorable, I felt like holding her tight in my arms. It was obvious, from the frowns on her forehead, that she was in considerable pain. I felt like giving her forehead a massage but I had only just known her a few weeks. I couldn't just touch her. We don't have that kind of relationship; but how I wished we did. I just looked at her, admiring her closed eyes, her exquisitely-formed lips, her finely-chiseled cheeks, the highlights in her hair, her unusual ear lobes, and the stray lock of hair falling over her right eye. Her firm and curvy breasts, taut thighs and sexy bottom in her tight black jeans started me fantasizing...

9.10 pm I was awaken from my reverie. It was her turn on the dental chair. It was a lower molar. Root canal surgery was required. She needed to take antibiotics for the swelling to come down and come back again in a week's time. Nothing could be done tonight due to the swelling and the acute pain. It would take three more visits. She wanted the tooth extracted and be done with it. The dentist explained that she was young (21 last October) and that an early extraction of her molar would cause her jaw to resorb and eventually make her look old prematurely. I hope she listens. She's such a good-looking babe and it would be a pity if her stunning looks were tarnished. But she has a stubborn streak and an independent mind... Funny thing though, I like that in a woman, the independent mind, I mean.

9.30 pm It was raining cats and dogs when we left with two packets of medications. An antibiotic and some heavy-duty painkillers. The dentist hadn't charged for tonight's consultation, nor for the meds. He's a friend of mine. This was a special favour, seeing her without an appointment. We drove in silence for miles. She ran through some red lights. It was obvious her mind was elsewhere. Finally, I broke the silence and told her what the dentist had explained to me: it would cost about $300 altogether for the next three visits. She could pay $50 to begin with and pay the rest in installments, again, as a special favour to a friend of a friend. (I had told him privately that she was in financial difficulties.) She replied she might as well have gone to her company's panel dentist but her company wouldn't pay for root canal surgery. I knew what she was thinking: "Get an extraction and be done with it." I had no response but "Teeth are for life." It seemed lame, considering the pain she had gone through these past few weeks. I could have told her she shouldn't have put it off for so long, that she should have gone to see a dentist earlier, as soon as she had realized something was amiss, but I bit my lips. There was no point in antagonizing her. Or crying over spilt milk.

10.08 pm It was still raining heavily when we reached my lane. I told her she could call me next week if she needed me to accompany her to the dentist again. "Take care and don't forget to take your meds," I blurbed the obvious. Thinking of nothing else to say, I got out of her car, a little reluctantly. She had dropped me off a little distance from my house at the end of the cul de sac, so that she could turn her car round easily. And so, I had to walk the last few yards in the light drizzle. I didn't mind that. I just wished there was more I could do for her.

Isn't it funny how when you're in love, nothing's too much to do for your heart's delight?

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Ten Weeks

Ten Weeks

It's been ten weeks today since I met my darling.

A beautiful ten weeks.

We love each other so very much. More and more each and every day. Today more than yesterday, but less than tomorrow.

We'll be attending the Marriage Course this weekend.

We feel so happy with our relationship. Never a harsh word, never raised our voice, never quarrelled. It feels so right. So loving, so understanding, so caring, so beautiful.

How did I meet my darling?

She surfed my Friendship Site and SMSed me.

How did she get the URL? God knows! Serendipity. Fate. Destiny.

Jodoh...

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Instructions for a Good Life

Instructions for a Good Life

Instructions for a Good Life

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Saturday, May 29, 2004

LOVE ~ a Need or a Want?

LOVE ~ a Need or a Want?

I have a surprise for you:

Oxygen is a NEED but love is a WANT.

LOVE IS NOT AN ADULT HUMAN NEED!

It's okay to to want a loving relationship with another human being. Nothing wrong with that. It's a delicious pleasure to be involved in a good relationship with someone you love.

But adults do not NEED that external approval, love, or attention in order to survive or to experience happiness. Only children do.

This finding is contrary to Maslow's Hierarchy of Human Needs, which should really be re-named Maslow's Hierarchy of Human Needs and Wants. Or, maybe Higher Needs should be thought of in terms of Wants.

Food for thought for the weekend...

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Thursday, May 27, 2004

A TRUE FRIEND

A TRUE FRIEND
with many thanks to Lena Zakaria for sharing this with us


An ordinary friend has never seen you cry.

A true friend has had a wet shoulder from your tears.

An ordinary friend does not know your parents' first names.

A true friend probably has their phone number written down as well

An ordinary friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.

A true friend shows up early to help you prepare... and stays late to help clean up.

An ordinary friend gets upset when you call late.

A true friend asks why you weren't able to call earlier.

An ordinary friend likes to listen to your problems.

A true friend likes to help you solve them.

An ordinary friend behaves like a guest and waits to be served when he or she visits.

A true friend goes to the fridge and serves himself.

An ordinary friend thinks your friendship is over after a quarrel.

A true friend knows that friendships get stronger after a quarrel.

An ordinary friend always expects you to be there to help out.

A true friend is always there to help you out.

A true friend?

Someone who sticks with you when everyone else abandons you.


"A friend is someone I can be sincere with, someone I can think out loud to."
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Sunday, May 23, 2004

MISS BEHAVING IN PUBLIC

MISS BEHAVING IN PUBLIC

According to a report by BERNAMA today, the wives of Members of Parliament (MP) and Members of the State Legislative Assembly (ADUN) need to attend courses on palace and diplomatic protocol and etiquette so that they can conduct themselves accordingly as wives of public figures at government functions.

As wives of elected representatives, they had certain responsibilities and need to know how to conduct themselves decently in public. This is interesting, because the New Straits Times today quotes the Attorney-General, Tan Sri Gani Patail, as saying that the definition of indecency is very subjective.

"Wearing a miniskirt in a kampung would be considered indecent, but not in the city," he says.

"Some would argue that hugging is okay but groping is not. But it very much depends on which part of the body you grope."

As for gross indecency, the Attorney-General gives the example of committing fellatio in public. One would hope the wives of elected representatives would not fellate in public. Well, if they did, one would also hope it was their husbands that benefited from such loving displays of affection.

The New Straits Times also quotes lawyer Datuk Zaid Ibrahim, the MP for Kota Baru, as saying what constitutes indecent behaviour is based on the people's perception of morality. And the concept of morality changes according to time and varies according to communities, says Zaid.

In April last year, the Ipoh City Council went on a crusade against couples displaying affection. The mayor, Datuk Sirajuddin Salleh, said it was necessary to crack down on couples holding hands in public "to keep Ipoh morally clean." I don't have to tell you that the Mayor of Ipoh is a complete idiot. You've already figured that out for yourself. He'd be best advised to stop issuing licences to health spas and massage parlours ~ euphemisms for places of prostitution ~ if he really wanted "to keep Ipoh morally clean."

I'm now going to give my two cents worth of what my values are.

KISSING
There are two types of kissing ~ kissing on the cheeks and kissing on the lips/mouth (snogging). Kissing on the cheeks is good. You kiss three times, once on each cheek and on the first cheek again. You may do all this while hugging your partner, friend or relation of the opposite gender. We need to display affection publicly. We need to give a clear signal to our young people that it's okay to feel and receive affection. It is something natural, beautiful and is to be encouraged, as is holding hands. Are you listening, Datuk Sirajuddin?

Young people cannot be repressed. They should not be made to feel guilty for having natural feelings. Society needs to tell them that it's really okay to display feelings of affection openly and without fear of persecution from sexually-repressed anal-retentive arseholes such as over-zealous Bandaraya enforcement officers who are intellectually armed with nothing more than an SPM Gred Tiga and whose idea of literature is Gila-Gila magazine.

SNOGGING
Kissing on the lips and on the mouth is quite something else. Firstly, it's to be reserved for that someone special. Like the person you're currently in a relationship with. You're looking for trouble if you're in a snogging relationship with more than one person at any one time. And because it's special, you'd want to keep such displays of affection private. It's the very fact that only the both of you share such moments that make them special. What you do with your tongues is, of course, just between the both of you.

Of course, you can try snogging at the back of a bus or on the LRT but, with Malaysians being Malaysians, everyone's going to stare (that tedious Malaysian habit) at the both of you and very soon you won't be feeling that you're sharing a special moment with your loved one anymore.

GROPING
This has always been a favourite educational experience in cinemas ever since there were cinemas in Malaysia. This is where many people of your parent's generation (whether they may care to admit it or not) had their first real encounter with the anatomy of the opposite gender. It's a mixture of curiosity, daring-do, raging hormones and, well, lust. While it's best to be avoided in public lest you get caught, it's in many ways the safest place for such anatomical explorations. Because such furtive activities are in public (although under the cover of darkness), your partner is not going to go "too far" and get caught with his pants down, would he?

Trying petting (as such fondling and snogging is collectively called) in the privacy of your own home when your parents are out and such activities are likely to lead to unplanned explorations into virgin, erm, uncharted territories.

FROTTAGE
Frottage ~ the art of obtaining sexual pleasure by rubbing the clothed body against that of others, usually strangers in crowded places ~ is best avoided altogether. If ever you feel the urge to indulge in this perversity, please make an appointment with a psychiatrist (Tel: 03-7950 2368) or confess to your priest.

FELLATIO & CUNNILINGUS
Best avoided in public, especially if you're a Member of Parliament (MP) or Member of the State Legislative Assembly (ADUN). Best done with someone who is your spouse. You may call me a prude, but with all these antibiotic-resistant STIs nowadays, not to mention HPV and HIV, there is something to be said about the "old-fashioned" value of the only person to see you naked is your spouse. What married couples do behind the closed doors of their bedroom is nobody else's business. Unless, of course, if it's...

ANAL SEX
Also known as sodomy, these penetrations of the back passage may very well be consensual, but it's against the law in Malaysia, as Anwar Ibrahim has discovered to his cost...

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30 Most Popular Marriage, Relationship and Sex Manuals

30 Most Popular Marriage, Relationship and Sex Manuals

Here are some popular marriage, relationship and sex manuals:

The Seven Principles for Making Marriage Work: A Practical Guide from the Country's Foremost Relationship Expert
Finding the Love of Your Life: Ten Principles for Choosing the Right Marriage Partner
The Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands
What Men Really Want
How to Drive Your Man Wild in Bed

Light His Fire: How to Keep Your Man Passionately and Hopelessly in Love With You
The Five Love Languages: How to Express Heartfelt Commitment to Your Mate
How to Give Her Absolute Pleasure: Totally Explicit Techniques Every Woman Wants Her Man to Know
Understanding the G-Spot and Female Sexuality: A Simple 10-Step Guide for Unleashing the Ultimate in Female Ecstasy
Nevermore: The Hymen and the Loss of Virginity

Why Is Sex Fun? The Evolution of Human Sexuality
Massage for Lovers
Sensuous Massage and Bath Kit
The Art of Loving
True Nature: A Theory of Sexual Attraction

Secrets of Attraction: The Universal Laws of Love, Sex and Romance
New Sex Now: Life's Ultimate Pleasure
Sexual Secrets
Loving Sex - Juli Ashton's Sexuality Reports
The Joy of Sex: Fully Revised & Completely Updated for the 21st Century

Why We Love: The Nature and Chemistry of Romantic Love
The Whole Truth About Contraception: A Guide to Safe and Effective Choices
Taking Charge of Your Fertility: The Definitive Guide to Natural Birth Control, Pregnancy Achievement, and Reproductive Health
The Multi-Orgasmic Couple: Sexual Secrets Every Couple Should Know
Labyrinth of Desire: Women, Passion, and Romantic Obsession

Kama Sutra of Sexual Positions: A Tantric Vision of Love
The New Joy of Sex and More Joy of Sex
More Joy: An Advanced Guide to Solo Sex
Private Parts: A Doctor's Guide to the Male Anatomy
Facts & Phalluses: A Collection Of Bizarre & Intriguing Truths, Legends, & Measurements

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Saturday, May 22, 2004

A Short Note to Ex-boyfriends

A Short Note to Ex-boyfriends

Aquacool wrote, inter alia, on Friday, May 21, 2004:
"Dumping someone can be for so many reasons: lack of understanding, lack of respect, boredom, problems based on disagreement in principles, falling in love with someone else, violence and suffering, disloyalty, or in some cases which are based on financial interest: when the partner runs out of money :P ."

To which I would also like to add infidelity, quarrelling ~ this is a sure sign of you're both no longer enamoured with each other ~ and disinterest. Some couples bring out the worst in each other ~ swearing, foul language and sheer meanness. When this happens, it's best to just part company and move on.

The Malays have a saying ~ it takes two hands to clap.

We men often don't accept that we're history. We're kinda dumb that way.

Something to do with the way men's brains are hard-wired. Being repeatedly told NOT to bug, hassle, call, sms, e-mail, stalk, and etc. the lady who's no longer romantically interested in you all don't work. Some men even resort to leaving messages via mutual friends, turning up (uninvited, perhaps?) at parties, tahlil functions and even at her office. Some pay the lady's mother a visit to garner sympathy votes; not to mention calling and leaving voice-mail at 1.30 am.

The only thing that does is a new gf. If you can't manage that, get a life!


Also, read about Sarah's Stalker

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Recommended Sex Education Guides

SEX EDUCATION

Click here for Recommended Sex Education Guides.

And not just about how to wear a condom or teen pregnancy, either.

Nota Bene
ISKL students take note ~ although the law says you can start fornicating at 16, you have to be at least 18 to access this site.

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Friday, May 21, 2004

HOTELS IN SUNGEI PETANI

HOTELS IN SUNGEI PETANI

If you're heading up North as I may do in the next few days, here is a list of decent hotels in Sungei Petani, Kedah:

SUNGAI PETANI


PARK AVENUE SUNGAI PETANI
E1, Jalan Indah 2, Taman Sejati Indah,
08000 Sungai Petani,
Kedah
Tel: (604) 431 7777
Fax: (604)431 8777
Email: pavenue@tm.net.my
General Manager: En Azmi Rahmat

PERANGINAN GUNUNG JERAI
Rsvns: Kedah Resort Sdn. Bhd.,
427, Jln. Kolam Air,
08000 Sungai Petani.
Kedah
Tel: (604) 421 3411
Fax: (604) 421 2423
From RM45 nett

SWISS-INN SUNGAI PETANI
1 Jalan Pahlawan,
Taman Pahlawan,
08000 Sungai Petani,
Kedah
Tel: (604) 422 3333
Fax:( 604) 422 4473
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KL office - Tel:(603) 241 3333 Fax:( 603) 244 5333.
S'pore office - Tel: (65) 334 6133
Email: sisp@sgihotels.com.my
General Manager: Mr Edwin Lau


SERI MALAYSIA
Seksyen 21, Jln Pasar,
08000 Mk. Sg. Petani,
Kedah
Tel: (604) 423 4060 Fax: (604) 423 4106
KL Sales Tel: (603) 2161 8223 Fax: (603) 2161 8220
Email: central@serimalaysia.com.my
General Manager: Puan Zarinah Mohd Jamil

SUNGEI PETANI INN
Kedah Resort Sdn. Bhd.,
427 Jln. Kolam Air,
08000 Sungai Petani,
Kedah.
Tel: (604) 421 3411 Fax: (604) 421 2423
From RM50 nett

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