There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seeing a man crying."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I overslept this morning, and I'm late to my office. My boss, in a fit of rage, fires me. When I leave the building to my car, I find out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a taxi to return home and when I leave my office, I remember I had left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away. I go home and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home and come to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, and steeling myself to finally do it, you show up and drink my poison."
Copyright 2003-2005 Azlan Adnan Legal Notice
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