Saturday, October 01, 2005

THE 2006 BUDGET SPEECH

by YAB DATO' SERI ABDULLAH BIN HAJI AHMAD BADAWI PRIME MINISTER AND MINISTER OF FINANCE

"STRENGTHENING RESILIENCE, MEETING CHALLENGES"


Mr. Speaker Sir,

I beg to move the bill entitled "An Act to apply a sum from the Consolidated Fund for the service of the year 2006 and to appropriate that sum for the service of the year" be read a second time.

INTRODUCTION

In the name of Allah the most gracious and the most merciful.

2. Praise be to Allah for enabling me to present the National Budget for 2006 in this Honourable House. The 2006 Budget is the first annual budget for the Ninth Malaysia Plan and the second phase of Vision 2020. The Government is currently formulating major policies and strategies towards achieving the objectives of Vision 2020. Insya Allah, I will table the Ninth Malaysia Plan in this Honourable House early next year.

3. The 2006 Budget focusses on a number of specific measures to generate greater quality growth in the near term that can contribute towards laying a strong foundation for long-term sustainable growth. The theme of the 2006 Budget theme is "Strengthening Resilience, Meeting Challenges". This Budget emphasies various measures to enhance national resilience and our ability to meet emerging external challenges, arising from escalating oil prices, higher interest rates and increasing global competition.

4. The Government will undertake proactive measures, including the development of physical infrastructure, especially in less developed areas. In addition, special emphasis will be given to the development of the rural economy in line with the Government's objective to improve the quality of life in rural areas through the provision of adequate roads, water and electricity as well as improved educational facilities. Focus will be given to the development of s6ft infrastructure, including human capital capability as well as management and organisational systems. The need for a business-friendly environment to increase national competitiveness will also be addressed in this Budget. With these measures, we are confident that the economy will continue to remain strong as well as generate income and wealth so as to improve the well-being of Malaysians in the context of building a peaceful, prosperous and united nation.



ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENTS

5. The Malaysian economy remained resilient in the first half of the year, despite slower world growth and sharply rising international oil prices. The Gross Domestic Product (GDP) of the economy grew by 4.9% in the first half of 2005, largely driven by private sector activities. Private consumption and investment continued to increase on the basis of improved investor confidence. Gross foreign direct investment totalled RM8 billion in the first half of 2005.

6. We are fortunate that, within a short period of seven years after the 1997 financial crisis, the economy has fully recovered to achieve sustainable growth. GDP grew at an annual average rate of 5.4% during the period. Despite the less than favourable external environment, growth is estimated at 5% for 2005.

7. Economic growth was achieved in an environment of stronger balance of payments and manageable inflation as well as full employment. The surplus in the balance of payments remains high, averaging 12% of Gross National Product (GNP) during the last 6 years and is expected to increase to 15.7% this year, arising from significant increases in exports. The strong economic performance and fundamentals have enabled Malaysians to enjoy higher income and purchasing power. Per capita income is expected to increase to RM17, 741 in 2005 compared with RM16, 616 in 2004. Our purchasing power parity increased from US$9,630 to US$10,323 during the same period.

8. Global economic Prospects are expected to be more challenging, following persistent sharp increases in oil prices and the less accommodative monetary stance of developed countries, particularly in the US. It is inevitable that global developments will have an impact on the Malaysian economy. However, the Government is confident that, with the measures in this Budget, growth will remain strong at 5.5% in 2006.

9. The task of nation building does not rest on the Government alone. Every Malaysian has an equally important role in ensuring the nation achieves further progress and prosperity. An important force that has brought the rapid pace of development thus far has been the strong support, sacrifice and dedication of all Malaysians. Moving forward, our ability to succeed in an environment marked by greater external vulnerabilities and challenges depends on our agility to make changes to our lifestyle, our determination to work harder, our ability to be innovative and creative, and more importantly, our willingness to make short term sacrifices for long term benefits. These commitments will provide us with the strength and opportunities to emerge from this environment much the stronger.


BUDGET STRATEGY 2006

10. The 2006 Budget strategies will focus on the following:

First: Implementing proactive Government measures, to accelerate economic activities;
Second: Providing a business-friendly environment;
Third: Developing human capital; and
Fourth: Enhancing the well-being and quality of life of Malaysians.


FIRST STRATEGY: IMPLEMENTING PROACTIVE GOVERNMENT MEASURES TO ACCELERATE ECONOMIC ACTIVITIES

11. The Government has succeeded in lowering the budget deficit from 5.6% of GDP in 2002 to an estimated 3.8% for this year. More importantly, the reduction of the deficit has been achieved without sacrificing economic growth. For 2006, the fiscal deficit will be further reduced to 3.5%. Given the low level of deficit, the Government has now a greater degree of flexibility to focus on developmental efforts in order to sustain the growth momentum.

12. I propose a sum of RM136.8 billion to be appropriated in 2006 Budget, an increase of 5% compared to 2005. Of this, a total of RM101.3 billion is for Operating Expenditure and RM35.5 billion for Development Expenditure, which is 13% higher than this year's allocation.

13. Under the allocation for Operating Expenditure, a total of RM55 billion or 54.3% is for Fixed Charges and Grants, RM23.6 billion for Emoluments, RM20.6 billion for Supplies and Services, RM1.6 billion for Purchase of Assets and RM500 million for other expenditures.

14. For Development Expenditure, the largest allocation is for the economic sector amounting to RM14.4 billion, namely for the agriculture, industry and infrastructure sectors. A sum of RM9.9 billion is provided for the social sector encompassing education, health and housing. The security sector is allocated RM5.6 billion and RM3.6 billion is allocated for administration.

Accelerating Rural Development

15. The Government aspires to provide balanced and comprehensive development to all Malaysians. In line with the Government's objective to further improve the economy and infrastructure in the rural areas, an allocation of RM5.7 billion is provided for this purpose. A substantial portion of the allocation of RM2.7 billion is for the implementation of agriculture projects, particularly value added activities that can generate higher income for the farmers, RM 1.2 billion is allocated for education, RM581 million for the construction and upgrading of roads and RM299 million for water and electricity supply.

16. The Government is aware of complaints of inadequate basic infrastructure facilities, particularly in rural areas. I am saddened by reports of fatal accidents involving school children while crossing dilapida1ed bridges. As a nation with world-class infrastructure such incidents should not occur.

17. I urge the Honourable Members of Parliament, together with State Development Officers and District Officers to identify the list of basic infrastructure needs, such as small bridges, that are urgently required in every Parliamentary constituency. This list is to be submitted to the Implementation Coordination Unit (ICU) in the Prime Minister's Department before the end of November to facilitate implementation. To expedite the completion of these projects, local contractors, particularly small Bumiputera contractors will be appointed to undertake them.

Optimising the Utilisation of Existing Infrastructure

18. The nation has achieved a high level of development, particularly in physical infrastructure. We have world-class infrastructure facilities, including highways, international airports as well as ports. While we will continue to build and improve our physical infrastructure, there is also a need to focus on optimising the utilisation of these facilities. Hence, the Government will emphasise the development of soft infrastructure, which includes human capital, management and organisational systems and a culture of maintenance.

19. The maintenance culture has to be more thoroughly inculcated. To supplement the allocation of RM4.3 billion provided to agencies for maintenance, the Government will provide a special allocation of RM1 billion for the maintenance of public facilities for next year. In 2005, the Government has provided RM500 million that is enabling nearly 9,000 maintenance works to be undertaken by class F contractors, in addition to the allocation to Government agencies amounting to RM4.1 billion.

20. Efforts to upgrade human capital will be intensified through education and training to enable the people to master knowledge and skills, particularly in science and technology. For this purpose, a sum of RM29 billion or one-fifth of the 2006 Budget allocation is provided for education and training to benefit 5.7 million students. Of this, a sum of RM24 billion is for Operating Expenditure, with the remaining RM5 billion for Development Expenditure.

Improving Further the Government's Delivery System

21. The public sector plays a vital role as an enabler and facilitator to private sector initiatives by providing a more efficient delivery system and customer-friendly service. An area, which often results in delay in implementing projects, is the late issuance of sub-warrants from ministries to their agencies. Such late issuance must be avoided. In this regard, all ministries are required to issue sub-warrants authorising expenditure by their agencies, not later than the end of March of each year. The Cabinet will monitor this matter closely.

22. The strengthening of public delivery system will continue to be the main agenda. Besides increasing the capacity, work processes will also be improved. The capacity of the flying squad of the Ministry of Natural Resources and Environment will be strengthened with an additional 600 personnel. Emphasis will now be given to revenue collection, land conversion, sub-division and partition. Among others, the process of issuing strata titles will be simplified based on the issuance of Certificate of Completion.

23. A total of 334 posts will be established to facilitate one-stop centres in all local authorities in expediting the processing of licences and permits, as well as payment of assessment fees and fines. The capacity of the Malaysia Intellectual Property Office will be increased to expedite the approval for registration of applications for patent and trademark certifications.

24. Malaysia aspires to be a regional hub, especially in the services sector and knowledge-based industries. Therefore, it is important that we facilitate the travel of knowledge workers and business travellers to Malaysia. In this regard, the Ministry of Home Affairs is taking measures with the view to facilitating and expediting the issuance of visas, particularly for knowledge workers and professionals in the fields of ICT, financial services and high-technology industries. In addition, the Expatriate Committee and Inspectorate Units of the Immigration Department will be strengthened.

25. A Health Tourism Unit will be established under the Ministry of Health to improve the quality of health services to attract more foreigners to seek private health services in Malaysia. In addition, efforts will be focussed on obtaining international recognition and promoting local private hospitals.

26. In line with the move to enhance the delivery system, financially autonomous statutory bodies will be allowed to determine their own schemes of service. This flexibility will enable them to plan and manage their manpower as well as increase organisational productivity. The statutory bodies that have been identified are the Employees Provident Fund (EPF), Lembaga Urusan dan Tabung Haji. Lembaga Tabung Angkatan Tentera, SOCSO and Bank Simpanan Nasional. Meanwhile, Kumpulan Wang Amanah Pencen will also be converted into a statutory body with similar flexibility.

27. The use of ICT to facilitate dealings between the public and Government agencies will be expanded. In this regard, e-Payment transactions using credit cards at counters and online will be implemented at the Royal Malaysia Police Force (PDRM), Road Transport Department, Immigration Department and EPF as well as hospitals. This will expedite and facilitate payments and receipts as well as promote the use of e-Payment nationwide.

Improving Government Procurement System

28. The Government Procurement System will be improved through the introduction of new modalities in efforts to reduce cost, enhance transparency and ensure value for money. Towards this end, an e-Bidding system or reverse auction is being piloted in some agencies with the view of implementing this new approach to the public sector and some government-linked companies (GLCs).


SECOND STRATEGY: PROVIDING A BUSINESS-FRIENDLY ENVIRONMENT

29. The private sector has an important role in generating economic growth. In order to facilitate the private sector's role, the Government will ensure business-friendly policies and measures, as well as promote a more conducive environment.

Reducing Cost of Doing Business

30. The Government continues to undertake measures to further reduce the cost of doing business to allow companies to grow and remain competitive, especially in the regional and international markets. For this purpose, the Government has implemented several tax and non-tax measures, and remains committed to further increase and improve incentives to enhance the nation's competitiveness.

31. The Malaysian corporate landscape increasingly consists of large groups of companies that comprise many subsidiaries. The Government recognises that venturing into high-risk projects requires large capital outlay and there could be losses during the initial years of operation. Such potential losses could discourage companies from undertaking investments, which are beneficial to the economy in the long run. The Government, therefore, proposes to provide group relief to companies within a group, with a minimum of 70% ownership between them. The group relief allows 50% of a company's current year losses to be offset against the profits of other companies in the same group. In addition to reducing the cost of doing business, this measure is expected to increase the nation's competitiveness, as well as encourage more investments.

32. Pioneer Status has been granted to many companies, including multinationals, to attract investors to Malaysia. The main sectors that have already been granted with this incentive, in addition to the Multimedia Super Corridor (MSC), include the manufacturing and tourism sectors. To further enhance the effectiveness of this incentive, the Government proposes that accumulated losses and unabsorbed capital allowances during the pioneer period be allowed to be carried forward and be deducted from the post-pioneer income.

33. Although many areas in the Eastern Corridor have been developed, there remain several areas in the Corridor that have not. Therefore, to attract more investments to the Eastern Corridor, including Sabah and Sarawak, the existing tax incentives for projects located in this Corridor will be extended for a further 5 years until 31 December 2010.

34. In addition, the Government proposes the following tax incentives to further reduce the cost of doing business:

First: income from investment activities of investment holding companies listed on Bursa Malaysia be treated as business income and therefore, expenses of these holding companies would no longer be restricted for purposes of tax deduction. However, losses and unabsorbed capital allowances are not allowed to be carried forward;

Second: recognising the importance of corporate compliance, audit fees will be allowed tax
deductions;

Third: given that revenues and profits are subject to fluctuations due to varying business conditions, the Government intends to provide greater flexibility in tax estimation. Presently, companies are required to provide estimates of current year tax payable which are not less than the revised estimates for the preceding year. With this flexibility, companies will be allowed to estimate their tax payable at a level not less than 85% of the preceding year's tax estimates compared with 100% currently;

Fourth: simplify book keeping for small value assets. Presently, capital allowances on assets are amortised over a period of time. With this measure, companies will be allowed to claim full capital allowances in the year of acquisition for a total amount not exceeding RM10,000. However, the value of individual items for this purpose must not exceed RM1,000; and

Fifth: to further encourage developers to construct low-cost houses, estimated losses on low-cost houses will be allowed to be offset against estimated profits of other real property development projects for purposes of tax.


Strengthening the Capital Market

35. The capital market has expanded rapidly and plays an important role in providing cost effective financing to the corporate sector. This has reduced dependence on borrowings from commercial banks to finance their investments. Corporates have also benefitted from capital market financing through the issuance of equity and bonds. The size of the national bond market has increased almost three-fold from RM137 billion in 1997 to RM363 billion in 2004, with corporate bonds constituting 51 % of the total. Meanwhile, the total equity raised amounted to RM66 billion during the same period. The rapid pace of expansion in the bond and equity markets has led to a vibrant capital market, which will further assist and facilitate the private sector to spearhead the growth of the economy.

36. The Government recognises the need to further enhance the quality of companies listed on Bursa Malaysia. In this context, one of the measures is to encourage mergers and acquisitions (M&As) with the objective of enabling companies to expand operations, increase liquidity, enhance their capital base and achieve better economies of scale. To encourage M&As, the Government proposes to exempt stamp duty and real property gains tax on mergers and acquisitions of companies listed on Bursa Malaysia. These exemptions are given for M&As that are approved by the Securities Commission (SC) from 1 October 2005 until 31 December 2007.

37. In addition. the Government also proposes to abolish Section 132G of the Companies Act 1965 to facilitate and provide greater flexibility to companies to undertake M&As and restructure their business. Section 132G was introduced in 1992, aimed at prohibiting asset shuffling whereby shareholders of listed companies could inject newly acquired assets into listed companies at excessively high value, thereby adversely affecting the interests of minority shareholders.

38. However, since the establishment of the SC in 1993, a number of regulatory measures have been formulated to prohibit asset shuffling. These include ensuring fair valuation of assets and consideration in the transactions. At the same time, several regulations pertaining to related party transactions requiring shareholders approval as well as the Code of Corporate Governance, have been implemented. Therefore, Section 132G is no longer required to serve the purpose of protecting the minority interest.

39. Over the years, the SC has undertaken various measures to expedite approvals for corporate proposals. To further facilitate and expedite corporate proposals, prospectuses received by the Securities Commission will be reviewed on a post-vetting basis beginning 3 October 2005. This will allow companies to issue a prospectus within two weeks upon lodgment with the SC. However. SC will ensure that companies and their advisers conduct due diligence and provide accurate information in their prospectus. In addition to reduce the time to market, companies involved in takeovers will be required to issue offer documents containing detailed conditions within 21 days from the date of notice of takeover compared to 35 days currently.

40. Business efficacy must be balanced with better enforcement. Therefore, the capacity and effectiveness of-SC's enforcement in dealing with corporate misconduct will be enhanced. SC will continue to enforce laws to ensure investor confidence in the capital market. Any offence, under any laws, including the Companies Act and Penal Code, uncovered in the course of SC's investigations will be prosecuted.

41. To provide skilled managers and directors with integrity, especially for GLCs, a Management Leadership and Directors Academy will be established as a centre of leadership excellence. The Academy will produce competent directors and senior management who possess effective leadership qualities. The Academy will collaborate with world-class management institutions.

42. The issuance of Real Estate Investment Trusts or REITs is a mechanism that will enhance the liquidity of real estate companies with large fixed assets. It will also facilitate product diversification for investors. To encourage more REITs, the Government proposes to allow tax deductions on legal, valuation and consultancy expenses.

43. To further promote the corporate bond market, the Government proposes that corporates issuing bonds will be allowed tax deductions for discounts on an accrual basis for the period until the maturity date of the bonds. At present, tax deductions are only allowed upon the maturity of bonds.


Developing New Sources of Growth

44. To further strengthen and diversify the sources of economic growth, the Government will intensify its efforts to encourage the private sector to venture into new areas with high growth potential and competitive edge. These include modern methods for agriculture, biotechnology, nanotechnology, high-technology manufacturing as well as services, especially ICT, education and tourism.


Modernising the Agriculture Sector

45. As I have often emphasised, the agriculture sector should become a more dynamic sector. One way of achieving this is by increasing productivity and competitiveness through higher value added activities and utilisation of modern technology. The agriculture sector is allocated a sum of RM2.8 billion for development expenditure, primarily for agriculture, animal husbandry, fishery and forestry. To further increase effectiveness in implementing agriculture programmes, the Agriculture Department will be restructured and provided with an additional 255 new posts. In addition, Agriculture Counsellor Offices will be established abroad to promote Malaysia's agricultural products.

46. We have the potential to develop a viable and competitive halal industry at the global level. In this regard, research institutions like Malaysian Agricultural Research and Development Institute (MARDI), Malaysian Palm Oil Board (MPOB) and institutions of higher learning must aggressively promote R&D in halal products and establish joint ventures with research institutions abroad. The food safety and quality laboratories of the Ministry of Health will be streamlined and strengthened to provide more effective testing services to exporters.

47. The Government will also give priority to efforts to increase productivity and improve the quality of food production to ensure adequate supply and enhance export of food items. The Fund for Food (3F) will be further increased by RM300 million to ensure sufficient funding for the food production industry. A major portion of the Fund will continue to be provided for commercialisation of food production activities, including processing, packaging and marketing.

48. The Government will continue to modernise and diversify fishery activities to increase the income of fishermen and those involved in aquaculture. A sum of RM160 million is allocated for the development of fishery programmes, including upgrading of extension services, research and training, fish farming, fish breeding, deep sea fishing and ornamental fish.

49. Reafforestation is essential to ensure the sustainability of the nation's forest resources. The Government will establish a new company with an initial funding of RM200 million to develop forest plantations commercially. This is in line with the Government's strategy to produce timber on a sustainable basis.

50. The Government will continue to encourage GLCs, especially those involved in the plantation sector, to become the catalyst in the commercialisation of the agriculture sector, including smallholder activities. Priority will be given to projects that generate economies of scale, increase competitiveness and develop new technologies. For this purpose, the Government will provide an additional allocation of RM400 million to finance agricultural projects of GLCs.

51. Khazanah Nasional will establish the National Agriculture and Food Corporation with a capital of RM500 million, which will become a centre of excellence in agricultural supply chain management. Functions of the Corporation include matching and management of production, processing, marketing, distribution and related logistics. Focus" will be given to activities such as commercialisation, branding, R&D, production standard setting and logistics as well as establishment of high-technology plantations. Facilities which will be provided include Collection, Processing and Packaging Centres as well as a network of cold rooms.

52. Cooperatives play an important role in the development of small businesses. The Government has launched the National Cooperative Policy to spearhead the development of this sector. In addition, measures to further empower cooperatives will be formulated in the Ninth Malaysia Plan.

Developing the Biotechnology Sector

53. The Government launched the National Biotechnology Policy in April 2005 to outline strategies and initiatives to develop biotechnology in Malaysia. The areas of biotechnology that have been selected as strategic fields include agricultural biotechnology, health biotechnology and industrial biotechnology. To encourage the participation of the private sector, various fiscal incentives will be provided.

54. The Government has established the Malaysian Biotechnology Corporation to spearhead the development of biotechnology in an integrated manner to implementation the National Biotechnology Policy. The Corporation successfully organised the 2005 Round Table Biotechnology Meeting in the United States recently, which I chaired and which was attended by noted scientists, academics, entrepreneurs and venture capitalists. The meeting produced various ideas, views and recommendations that will contribute to our efforts to further develop this critical technology.

55. The Government is committed to develop biotechnology and is currently formulating various plans that will be implemented in the near future. The various projects that are being developed, include enhancing the capability of institutions such as MARDI, MPOB and Institute of Medical Research, as well as launching biotechnology excellence centres in agriculture, health and genomics. Meanwhile, a Bioproducts Validation Centre costing RM30 million will be established in Johor Bahru. The Government will also set up a special fund, Malaysian Life Sciences Capital Fund under the management of Malaysian Technology Development Corporation for investment in biotechnology. The Fund will pool investments from various institutions, such as GLCs. The Fund will be launched with a RM100 million contribution from the Government. In addition, the Malaysian Biotechnology Corporation will collaborate with other agencies and ministries to attract more investments and joint ventures among local and foreign biotechnology companies.

Intensifying the ICT Sector

56. MSC was established to be a catalyst of economic growth based on knowledge and intellectual property. We must fully capitalise on the strengths of MSC, which has succeeded in attracting the outsourcing and shared services industry. To further enhance the development of Cyberjaya, which is a key component of MSC, the following measures will be implemented:

First: the Cyberjaya development guidelines, including plot ratio, will be amended to facilitate the construction of more affordable homes;

Second: public transport will also be improved, particularly in terms of providing bus services to cater for the requirements of shared services and outsourcing companies which operate 24 hours a day;

Third: to encourage more office space for MSC-status companies, the Government proposes that the Industrial Building Allowance (IBA) for a period of ten years be given to owners of new buildings occupied by MSC-status companies in Cyberjaya; and

Fourth: an ICT Development Institute will be established to increase the supply of knowledge workers by providing the skill sets required by the ICT industry, especially shared services and outsourcing companies.


57. Presently, multimedia companies operating outside of Cybercities (Cyberjaya, Kuala Lumpur City Centre, Technology Park Malaysia, Bayan Lepas in Pulau Pinang and Kulim HiTech Park in Kedah) do not enjoy tax incentives given to MSC-status companies. To further encourage ICT and multimedia activities including Regional Shared Services Centres, throughout the country, the Government proposes Pioneer Status of 50% income tax exemption for 5 years or Investment Tax Allowance of 50% be given to qualifying companies operating outside Cybercities. This incentive will only be extended to companies endorsed by the Multimedia Development Corporation (MDC).

58. The Government wishes to encourage Malaysian ICT companies to grow and penetrate global markets. MDC will work together with Permodalan Nasional Berhad (PNB) and Khazanah to identify and match leading MSC status companies with suitable GLCs to test bed their products. These GLCs will become reference sites to showcase the products of MSC-status companies when marketing to prospective customers globally.

Encouraging Research and Development (R&D)

59. The development of science and technology as well as R&D will continue to be encouraged to generate new sources of growth. An allocation of RM868 million is provided under the Ministry of Science, Technology and Innovation. The R&D Grant Scheme will focus on biotechnology, advanced manufacturing, advanced materials, ICT, nanotechnology and alternative sources of energy, including solar, to encourage innovation among local companies and developing new products.

Strengthening Small and Medium-Enterprises

60. I had announced the establishment of the SME Bank at the beginning of the year. Subsequently, the roles and functions of Bank Industri dan Teknologi Malaysia Berhad (BITMB) and Bank Pembangunan dan Infrastruktur Berhad (BPIMB) have been rationalised, following which, two separate banks have been established under one group. Firstly, Bank Pembangunan Malaysia Berhad (BPMB) will be the holding company focussing on financing of capital-intensive and high-technology industries, maritime and infrastructure. Secondly, the SME Bank has been established and will commence operations on 3 October 2005.

61. To finance the expansion of BPMB's lending activities, including the SME Bank, a sum of RM9 billion will be raised from the capital market. Part of this financing will be used to increase the paid-up capital of the SME Bank to RM1 billion.

62. The SME Bank will provide financial facilities and advisory services to SMEs, besides enhancing their competitiveness in the domestic and international markets.

63. The SME Bank will also set up a venture capital fund of RM1 billion to finance SMEs which plans and are capable of undertaking business expansion. SMEs with strong growth and competitive edge will be provided capital injection.

64. Following the rationalisation of the functions of BITMB and BPIMS, the Export Import Bank Malaysia (EXIM Bank) will absorb the functions of Malaysia Export Credit Insurance Berhad. EXIM Bank will be placed under the Ministry of Finance. It will be strengthened and its scope expanded to play an important role in assisting and encouraging local entrepreneurs, especially Bumiputera entrepreneurs, to venture abroad. The facilities provided include trade financing, overseas projects financing and credit insurance guarantee. For this purpose, a Fund totalling RM1 billion will be established.

65. To further reduce the cost of financing of SMEs, the Government proposes SMEs be given stamp duty exemption of 50% on documents for loans not exceeding RM1 million.

66. PROSPER has played an important role in the development of viable Bumiputera SMEs in the retail sector. PROSPER has approved 770 applications involving 1,600 Bumiputera entrepreneurs. In 2006, an additional 250 new applications are expected to be approved. In addition, to increase the number of viable Bumiputera SMEs in strategic industries, the scope of PROSPER will be widened to include wholesale businesses. The development of Bumiputera entrepreneurs in the wholesale business will assist Bumiputera small contractors to source their supplies in a more effective manner, particularly in the construction industry.

Enhancing Bumiputera Participation in the Property Sector

67. Efforts at increasing Bumiputera wealth and participation in the corporate sector have, thus far, focussed mainly on equity shareholding, particularly in listed companies. However, this measure alone may not be sufficient to increase Bumiputera ownership of the nation's economic cake. It is also important that efforts be pursued to increase their ownership of properties, including commercial properties. Investments in real estates in particular those located in prime commercial areas, require large capital outlay. Therefore, to further promote Bumiputera wealth accumulation, there is a need to facilitate Bumiputera ownership of properties, particularly commercial properties. For this purpose, a Bumiputera property trust foundation, Yayasan Amanah Hartanah Bumiputera, will be established with an initial capital of RM2 billion for purchasing commercial properties, especially in major towns, with the objective of increasing Bumiputera commercial property ownership in strategic locations and providing greater opportunities for prime business locations for Bumiputera entrepreneurs. The Yayasan will be chaired by the Prime Minister. Details of Yayasan Pelaburan Hartanah Bumiputera will be announced by the Ministry of Finance shortly.

THIRD STRATEGY: DEVELOPING HUMAN CAPITAL

68. Human resource development must be enhanced to ensure the nation remains competitive and resilient, particularly in a global economy where knowledge, science and technology are highly valued. In this respect, quality education will be emphasised to equip Malaysians with knowledge skills and positive values to become a workforce imbued with a culture of high performance. Quality education will also ensure that they remain relevant to meet current market requirements to face the increasingly competitive international environment. A total of RM5 billion is allocated for education and training under development expenditure, including RM1.3 billion for pre-school, primary and secondary schools and matriculation, RM1.4 billion for higher education, RM1.1 billion for training and RM1.2 billion for ICT, curriculum development, hostels and teachers' quarters.

69. Emphasis will be given to skills training and technical expertise. A sum of RM493 million is allocated for the enrolment of students in technical, vocational and skills training, which will be increased from 72,000 students for this year to 98,000 in 2006. In addition, an allocation of nearly RM1 billion is provided for trade and industrial training at Institut Kemahiran MARA, Pusat Giat MARA, Institut Kemahiran Selia Negara, Industrial Training Institutes and Advanced Technology Training Centres.

70. To maximise the utilisation of training centres, the double-shift programme introduced in 2005 will be expanded. An allocation of RM63 million is provided for 47 existing training centres to participate in the programme, which will cater for an additional 9,300 trainees. The Workforce Technical Transformation Programme implemented by state Skills Training Centres and Institut Kemahiran MARA will be further enhanced with an allocation of RM175 million to train 12,000 students. The enrolment of polytechnic students will be increased from 78,000 students for this year to 80,000 in 2006. This will enable school-Ieavers with Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia qualifications to obtain skills training.

71. At present, the Government provides tax relief of up to RM4,OOO for each child studying in local institutions of higher learning based on actual expenses. The Government proposes that the tax relief of RM4,000 be given automatically. In addition, the Government proposes to widen the scope of this relief to the following:

First: children studying at recognised institutions of higher learning abroad; and

Second: disabled children studying at institutions of higher learning. Taking into account the current tax relief of RM5,000 for each disabled child, parents will be eligible for a total relief of RM9,000.

72. To encourage lifelong learning, the scope of courses that qualify for tax relief of RM5,000 to individual tax payers will be broadened. Presently, tertiary level courses in technical, vocational, industrial, science and technology skills are tax exempted and this will be extended to professional qualifications and for courses in accounting and law.

73. Private institutions of higher learning (I PTS) play an important role in providing opportunities for more students to obtain tertiary education. IPTS also contribute towards the nation's objective of becoming a regional educational hub. As at end 2004, there were almost 6,000 foreign students in public institutions of higher learning (IPTA) and 26,000 foreign students in IPTS. To further increase their enrolment, the Ministry of Higher Education will set up a special unit to assist IPTS in obtaining accreditation and recognition overseas.

74. As an incentive for IPTS to introduce new courses, it is proposed that the expenditure for the development and regulatory compliance for new courses by IPTS be given tax deduction to be amortised over 3 years. In addition, to increase the number of local scientists, the Government proposes that IPTS specialising in science courses be given Investment Tax Allowance of 100% for 10 years.

75. To assist unemployed graduates to participate in economic activities, the Government will implement several programmes as follows:

First: a Young Entrepreneurs' Scheme will be implemented by the Ministry of Entrepreneur and Cooperative Development in fields, such as ICT, tourism, ha/al products as well as food processing and packaging;

Second: Skills Training Centres at the state level will increase their intake of students and introduce new courses under the Industrial Skills Enhancement Programme. A sum of RM100 million is allocated for training of 4,800 trainees; and

Third: the PROSPER Graduate Programme will be implemented to encourage graduates to become entrepreneurs. Initially in 2006, a total of 200 graduates will be assisted in setting up businesses, with financing up to RM50,000 each.



76. To encourage companies to provide job opportunities for unemployed graduates, listed companies under the supervision of the SC that provide allowances to participants under the Unemployed Graduates Training Programmes will be given double tax deduction for a period of 3 years. These programmes need to be endorsed by the SC. It is expected that at least 1,000 unemployed graduates will be trained under this programme by listed companies in the PNB and Khazanah groups.

77. The Government recognises the need to elevate the status of the .teaching profession. Measures have been taken to enhance the selection of potential teachers and their training and improve their career prospects and working environment. To further strengthen the measures taken, the Government proposes to upgrade the teachers' colleges to Teachers' Training Institutes (IPG). The Government will improve the level of training and curriculum, including attracting cooperation and expertise from foreign institutions. I am confident that with this measure, IPGs will produce graduate teachers who can meet the needs and challenges in our schools. In addition, the target of providing secondary schools with 100% graduate teachers and 50% in primary schools will be met by 2010.

FOURTH STRATEGY: ENHANCING THE WELL-BEING AND QUALITY OF LIFE OF THE RAKYAT

Reducing Financial Burden of Malaysians

78. Since mid-2004, the prices of crude oil have risen sharply in the world market. Oil prices had surged to US$71 per barrel on 29 August 2005 compared to US$37 per barrel in June 2004 on the basis of rising demand, especially from China, India and the US. In addition, concerns over supplies, geo-political tensions in some major oil producing countries as well as adverse weather in the Gulf of Mexico have contributed to the price increase.

79. Given the impact of escalating international crude oil prices on domestic prices, tile Government continues to provide sales tax exemption and subsidy for petrol, diesel and liquefied petroleum gas (LPG) to reduce the burden of Malaysians. Without tax exemptions and subsidy, the domestic price of petrol would have been RM2.80 per litre, RM2.15 per litre for diesel and RM2.50 per kg for cooking gas. These prices are about 70% higher than current retail prices. The Government is estimated to incur losses in tax revenue and subsidy amounting to RM16 billion for this year. This level is almost three times higher than the RM6.6 billion in 2003 and almost one and a half times higher than RM11.9 billion in 2004.

80. Apart from the Government's price subsidy, Petronas also subsidises gas prices for electricity generation, amounting to RM9 billion. As such, the Government's total subsidy this year amounts to RM25 billion or RM1,000 for each Malaysian citizen.

81. The Government has insulated consumers from large increases in petroleum prices. Over a two-year period, from 2004 and 2005, the Government has absorbed 80%


Fifth: supplying electricity to about 550 schools and water to 260 schools. Upon completion, full coverage of electricity and water supply for schools will be achieved; and

Sixth: allocating RM 104 million to improve the standard of living of Orang Asli.



86. In the context of improving the welfare of children in rural areas, through the provision of nutritional and balanced food, the contribution for TABIKA under KEMAS will be increased from 60 sen to RM1.50 daily per student. In addition, a sum of RM10 million will be provided for the balanced meal programme, which will benefit 20,000 rural hardcore poor households. The Government will also increase reading facilities for students in rural areas. The Special Programme for Rural Libraries, which was allocated a sum of RM30 million to provide 200 libraries in 2005, will be aliocatedRM85 million for the construction of an additional 400 rural libraries and the purchase of reading materials in 2006.

Providing Comfortable Homes

87. The Government will continue to enhance efforts to provide houses for low-income families. A sum of RM2.1 billion will be allocated for this purpose. Of this, RM1 billion is allocated to build 21,600 units of low-cost houses, encompassed in the housing programmes, namely, Program Perumahan Rakyat Dimiliki, Program Perumahan Rakyat Disewa and Program Perumahan Rakyat Bersepadu.

88. The Government will provide more housing for teachers and uniformed personnel, such as the armed forces, police, firemen and customs officers. A sum of RM1.1 billion is allocated for the provision of 26,000 units of quarters in 2006. In addition, the Government will also implement the PDRM 3-bedroom quarters project nationwide costing RM2.5 billion on a build-lease-transfer basis. The construction work will mainly be undertaken by Bumiputera small local contractors.

89. Efforts to encourage the use of Industrialised Building System (lBS) will be continued in order to achieve the objective of reducing dependency on unskilled labour as well as foreign workers. In this Budget, I propose capital expenditure on moulds to manufacture IBS components be given accelerated capital allowance to be claimed for 3 years. This measure will reduce the cost of building components such as pillars, beams, walls and floors. The Government will ensure that the IBS components meet the Malaysia Standard MS 1064. The adoption of the Standard will ensure quality and will also control construction costs.


Instilling Good Family Values

90. The Ministry of Women, Family and Community Development is allocated RM488 million to continue efforts in assisting women, family institutions, the disabled, elderly and single mothers.

91. Currently, the option of exemption on Real Property Gains Tax (RPGT) for a residential property is given to the husband, even if the property is owned by the wife. To ensure equitable tax treatment, the Government proposes that the option for RPGT exemption be given to the owner of the residential property, irrespective whether it is the husband or the wife. Instead of only one claim for each married couple, the Government proposes to allow a husband and wife to each claim one property for exemption of RPGT on a once in a life-time basis.

Upholding National Culture And Heritage

92. The Government recognises the importance of preserving our heritage and culture, given that Malaysia is a multi-racial society with unique traditions and customs. In order to encourage more Malaysians to undertake artistic works, the Government proposes:

First: tax exemptions on income derived from royalty or payment in respect of artistic works or recording discs and tapes be increased from RM6,000 annually up to RM10,000 annually;

Second: exemptions on import duty and sales tax be given to equipment. used in the performing arts industry; and

Third: income derived by non-resident professionals who train Malaysians in the fields of performing arts and creative crafts as well as related technical fields be exempted from withholding tax.

93. The Heritage Apprenticeship Scheme under the Malaysian Handicraft Development Corporation will be enhanced to enable more youths to become apprentices to practitioners with expertise in culture and arts, including carving and weaving. In addition, the Tunas Mekar programme, in which people with expertise and training in management, accounting and business are matched with skilled craftsmen and SMEs, will be enhanced. The collaboration can produce contemporary products, inject technology and modernise small and medium industries, as well as increase the marketability of products.


Promoting Healthy Living

94. Promoting healthy living will continue to be an important focus of the Government's efforts. For 2006, a sum of RM 1.3 billion is allocated for development expenditure to the Ministry of Health. Among others, RM85 million is to complete the construction of hospitals in Alor Setar and Cameron Highlands and RM229 million for the building and upgrading of clinics nationwide. In addition, hospital laboratories and equipment will also be upgraded with an allocation of RM131 million.

95. To encourage Malaysians to adopt a healthy lifestyle, the Government proposes that tax on liquor and cigarettes be increased. Overall, the average increase in tax for liquor is 9%, whereas the average increase for cigarettes is 13%.

96. To curb social problems such as drug addiction, AIDS and crimes, PEMADAM will review rehabilitation methods and streamline programmes in rehabilitation centres. More aggressive campaigns will be organised by state governments, NGOs and individuals to curb drug abuse.

97. To carry out prevention, treatment and rehabilitation programmes as well as the management of 29 rehabilitation centres, a sum of RM207 million is allocated for the National Anti-Drug Agency.

98. The number of HIV/AIDS positive cases has risen to 65,000 persons this year. To overcome the problem, an advisory panel will be established in the Ministry of Health, comprising representatives of NGOs, including Malaysian AIDS Council and PENGASIH, as well as other Government agencies. The Panel will, among others, assist in formulating an integrated action plan to address HIV/AIDS, including conducting more HIV/AIDS awareness and prevention programmes as well as providing programmes for HIV/AIDS patients.

99. To ensure that the young spend their time productively, more community development activities will be carried out, including reviving Rukun Tetangga in all residential areas to curb crimes. In addition, an allocation of RM101 million is provided for Rakan Muda programme and RM600 million for the National Service Training programme. A total of 95,000 youths from all races will be trained under the National Service Training programme in 2006 compared to 65,000 in 2005.

100. The Government appreciates the contribution of NGOs in carrying out various activities to achieve Government policies and programmes. A sum of RM138 million is allocated to assist them in implementing these activities, including welfare organisations for the elderly, children, disabled as well as associations for sports and youths.

Enhancing Environmental Quality

101. The physical development of the nation will be balanced with environmental preservation to ensure sustainable development. A sum of RM1.9 billion is allocated for the implementation of environmental preservation projects. A sum of RM40 million is provided to prevent erosion of coastal areas, while RM370 million is allocated for drainage and flood mitigation nationwide as well as RM114 million for improvement of rivers and river estuaries. A sum of RM991 million is provided for repair of existing sewerage plants as well as construction of new plants. The solid waste management programme is allocated a sum of RM363 million.

Improving Public Transportation in the Klang Valley

102. To promote the use of public transport, the Government has taken measures to improve the efficiency of public transportation in the Klang Valley. In this regard, RAPID KL has commenced operations at the end of 2004. Currently, measures are being taken to acquire new buses to replace the aging fleet. A total of 250 new buses will be in operation at the end of this year. The present fleet replacement programme will be continued with an addition of 600 buses in 2006, including buses which utilise natural gas (NGV). Meanwhile, 120 existing buses will be refurbished.

103. In addition, Touch n Go, which is currently used in all rail transport, will be expanded to bus services. To improve the ticketing system, the Government will implement a single integrated ticketing system that can be used in all forms of public transportation in the Klang Valley. The new ticketing system will facilitate travel and provide cost-savings to consumers.

104. To expand the public transportation system in the Klang Valley, a study has been undertaken to identify the new rail routes in high density areas. In addition, a total of 10 new routes for buses has been implemented. The network of buses and rail will be integrated to ensure more efficient utilisation and its cost-effectiveness to consumers.

Diversifying Energy Sources

105. Given that crude oil resources will eventually be depleted, we must focus our efforts on measures to reduce our dependency on oil, particularly through the development of alternative energy resources, such as natural gas, biodiesel and solar. This initiative will also contribute towards environmental conservation.

106. Malaysia has gas reserves of 85 trillion square feet. Since gas is an environmental friendly fuel, its usage must be encouraged. To facilitate vehicle owners to use gas, the number of retail gas stations currently totalling 51 will be doubled by 2007. To encourage trucks and buses to utilise gas, it is proposed that import duty and sales tax exemption be given on chassis with engines of monogas trucks and buses as well as conversion kits. A grant of RM50,000 per bus will also be provided for each monogas bus acquired until the end of 2008. Tax incentives will be given for the expansion of the gas reticulation network.

107. Biofuel based on palm oil can reduce the nation's dependence on petroleum and also has lucrative export potential. The Government is currently formulating a policy to encourage the widespread production and use of biofuel. The policy is also aimed at encouraging commercialisation efforts in biofuel technology by local research institutions. As a start, the Government will set the biofuel mix at 5% of processed palm oil and 95% of diesel on a pilot basis. The standard for the "new diesel" will be developed by SIRIM. The Government, together with the private sector will set up 3 palm oil biodiesel commercial plants with a total capacity of 180,000 tons, principally for export. Before year end, the Government will formulate a National Biofuel Policy, which will encompass the formulation of a national industrial biofuel act as well as the provision of various incentives to encourage private sector involvement. The biofuel Act will be tabled in Parliament next year.

108. Presently, companies generating energy from environmental-friendly renewable resources, such as biomass, hydropower not exceeding 10 megawatts and solar energy are eligible for tax incentives. The Government proposes that the existing incentives for production of energy from renewable resources be enhanced by increasing the level of tax exemption under Pioneer Status from 70% to 100% for 10 years. and the rate of Investment Tax Allowance from 60% to 100% for five years. The period to apply for these tax incentives is to be extended until 31 December 2010. In addition, import duty and sales tax on equipment used for these activities, which will expire on 31 December 2005, will also be extended until 31 December 2010.


Energy Efficiency

109. Higher crude oil prices will result in higher subsidies for fuel and also for other sources of energy, such as electricity. We must not be wasteful in our consumption of energy. At the same time, we cannot rely on subsidies to maintain our competitiveness and thus should be more energy efficient in our production processes. In due course, electricity tariffs will need to be adjusted to promote greater energy efficiency and discourage wasteful and excessive consumption. However, the Government is committed to ensuring that there will be no additional burden, particularly for the lower income group, in meeting the minimum level of required consumption.

110. The Government will take the lead in energy conservation. I strongly believe that there is much scope for us to save energy. All Government agencies will be required to target a 10% savings in energy consumption for 2006. We are being wasteful if we keep our offices air-conditioned at excessively low temperatures and leave the lights on when no one is at work.

111. Beyond reducing consumption, the Government intends to further encourage investments in energy conservation. The Government proposes to extend the existing incentives given to companies providing energy conservation services for another 5 years until 2010. In addition, the, Government proposes to provide building owners with an Investment Tax Allowance of 60% on capital expenditure for improving energy conservation. Going forward, building development guidelines will need to promote 'smart buildings' which optimise building efficiency.

Regional Development

112. In the context of balanced growth, I would like to touch on the development of Sabah and Sarawak. The Government will continue to implement specific measures in these two states to further develop infrastructure and public amenities as well as various programmes to generate income. Sabah has been allocated RM2.3 billion in the 2006 Budget for the construction of roads, provision of water and electricity supply as well as for education and health projects. The major projects include the Sapulut to Kalabakan and Sipitang to Tenom roads and upgrading of Kota Kinabalu airport as well as the expansion of Universiti Malaysia Sabah and Queen Elizabeth Hospital.

113. For Sarawak, RM2 billion has been allocated in the 2006 Budget. Among the major projects to be undertaken are the construction of a road from Serdeng to Bawang Assam, the expansion of Kuching Airport, the development of the Sarawak Federal Administrative Centre and the expansion of Universiti Malaysia Sarawak. In addition, RM 112 million is provided for water and electricity supply as well as roads for the rural areas. The total allocation of the RM2 billion does not include the Bakun hydroelectric project, which will cost RM6.1 billion for the period 2006 to 2009.


Strengthening the Police Force

114. The Report of the Royal Commission to Enhance the Operations and Management of Royal Malaysia Police was published on 16 May 2005. The Report, among others, recognises the need to enhance the capability of the police force in the context of preserving law and order. The Government has commenced the implementation of several recommendations, including the building of more police stations and quarters, as well as the provision of better equipment. In this regard, a sum of RM3.5 billion is allocated for operational expenditure of PDRM and RM493 million for development expenditure. This is in addition to the RM2.5 billion provided for the construction of quarters by way of Build-Lease-Transfer.

115. The Report also recommends improvements in a number of allowances, some of which have already been implemented, including incentive for detectives, uniform allowances for senior officers and claims on mobile phone bills. In addition, I wish to announce further measures to be implemented with effect from 1 January 2006, as follows:

First: reimbursement for the cost of tailoring of uniforms for lower ranked police personnel up to RM1 00 per uniform for 3 uniforms per year;

Second: increase in incentive payments for bomb disposal unit from RM50 to RM100 per operation; and

Third: incentive for divers currently enjoyed by .the Armed Forces of Malaysia, Fishery Department, and National Science Centre will also be extended to PDRM as well as Fire and Rescue Services Department personnel. The incentive will be increased from RM50 to RM100 per month for divers and from RM150 to RM250 per month for clearance divers.


Assistance for Living Expenses for Civil Servants

116. In the light of rising cost of living, the Government will provide assistance for living expenses for Government servants in Grades 1 to 54, except for those living in quarters or receiving regional allowance, as follows: .

i. RM150 a month for those working in Kuala Lumpur, Putrajaya, Ampang Jaya, Kajang, Klang, Selayang, Shah Alam, Subang Jaya, Petaling Jaya, Johor Bahru, Georgetown and Butterworth;

ii. RM100 per month for those working in 26 other towns; and

iii. RM50 per month for those working in other areas.

117. The implementation of assistance for living expenses will commence on 1 January 2006.

118. Apart from the above assistance, several existing allowances will be improved and extended as follows:

i. the civil service fixed allowance (ITKA) will be streamlined. As a result, the ITKA for all officers in Grades 4.1 and 42 as well as Grade 45 for lecturers will be fixed at RM300 per month;

ii. allowance for AI-Quran and Fardhu Ain Classes (KAFA) supervisors will be increased from RM500 to RM750 per month;

iii. allowance for KAFA teachers will be fixed at RM500 per month. Previously, the maximum allowance was RM288 per month for Peninsular Malaysia and RM336 per month for Sabah and Sarawak;

iv. incentive payment of RM60 per month for nursing tuberculosis and leprosy patients will be extended to laboratory and medical technologists, medical laboratory assistants and hospital attendants working in the laboratories at the National Tuberculosis Centre and National Leprosy Centre; and

v. incentive allowance of RM100 per month paid to workers at mortuaries will be extended to medical health assistants and health attendants working in mortuaries.

119. In appreciation of civil servants' contribution in meeting national objectives, the Government will pay a bonus for 2005. Civil servants earning up to RM1,000 a month will be paid a bonus of one and a half months salary and those earning more than RM1,000 a month will be paid a bonus of one month salary subject to a minimum of RM1,500. To assist Government staff in meeting additional expenses for the coming festive seasons at the end of the year as well as expenses for school-going children at the beginning of next year, the bonus will be paid in two equal instalments in October and November 2005. In addition, the Government will make a special payment of RM200 for pensioners in October 2005.

120. I do not want traders to take advantage of the payment of bonus and the raise in allowances of civil servants to reap excessive profits. In fact, even without increasing prices, traders stand to benefit. The higher disposable income of civil servants will increase demand for goods and services, thus benefitting traders, suppliers and manufacturers. As such, they must be responsible and honest.

121. The Government will take additional measures to curb price increases of essential items during festive seasons, namely October 2005 to February 2006. Details will be announced by the Ministry of Domestic Trade and Consumer Affairs. The capacity of the enforcement staff to monitor prices will be further enhanced with an additional 745 personnel. The Government will take firm action against profiteering, including the withdrawal of licences. In addition, enforcement by the Ministry of Domestic Trade and Consumer Affairs, local authorities, Customs, PDRM and Inland Revenue Board will be better coordinated, including joint operations. The public must cooperate and play an active role to curb profiteering. The Government remains committed to provide a stable economic environment, particularly in the context of protecting the public from short-term fluctuations in the prices of essential goods and to provide assistance as well as support to the lower income group.

122. Smuggling activity has resulted in leakages where subsidised diesel is sold to those who are not entitled and also to neighbouring countries. The Government will continue to step up enforcement and act firmly against smugglers. The provision of diesel subsidy will be closely monitored to ensure it benefits the target groups.

123. Malaysia cannot be completely insulated from adverse global economic developments. Nevertheless, the Government will continue to take the necessary measures to minimise its impact on our economy. The burden of adjustment will, however, need to be shared between the Government and the rakyat. In this context, the higher price of oil arid other goods, for example, will require all Malaysians to make adjustments and sacrifices. This will include the necessary changes in consumption pattern. The higher oil price must serve as a wake-up call to diversify our energy resources, improve energy efficiency and productivity as well as enhance innovation and creativity.

124. All of us - individuals, families, traders and entrepreneurs - must be prudent in spending and avoid extravagance. We must increase and diversify our sources of revenue and income. We should constantly seek to increase knowledge so as to improve ourselves in the context of ensuring cost-effectiveness and efficiency as well as achieving progress. We should also strive to sustain our physical, spiritual and emotional well-being, as this, among others, will help reduce expenditure on medicine and treatment. If this becomes our way of life, we will become a nation that is successful, resilient and capable of overcoming challenges.


CONCLUSION

125. We are indeed grateful to Allah S.W.T for His guidance and blessings. The economy continues to remain resilient and we are able to maintain stability as well as strengthen harmony and unity. This achievement is the outcome of determined efforts from all Malaysians who have provided steadfast support to the Government to successfully implement development policies and strategies. The strong foundation of the economy will enable the nation to move forward with confidence into the second phase of Vision 2020. Let us all pledge to increase our efforts towards making Malaysia a developed nation.

126. As we move forward, we will face many challenges from the domestic and external fronts. In the context of the fast changing international environment, we cannot afford to be complacent. Indeed, we must be strong and resolute to continue to manage the success that we have achieved and aim for greater excellence, glory and distinction.

Mr. Speaker Sir, I beg to propose.

Thursday, September 29, 2005

Didn't We Just Have a Wonderful Night?

After spending a wonderful night with a young, hot and passionate woman, Sam rolled over and pulled a cigarette from his pants. He searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.

"There might be some matches in the top drawer."

He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.

"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.

Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the (sex-change) operation."

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The Tie

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man sitting at a card table with neckties laid out on it.

The Taliban asked, "My thirst is killing me. Do you have water?"

The Jew replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $150. This one goes very nicely with your robes."

The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water!"

"OK," said the old Jew, "it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie from me. I shall show you that you have not offended me. If you walk over that hill to the east for about two hours, you will find a lovely restaurant. Go! Walk that way! The restaurant has all the water you need!"

The Taliban staggered away toward the hill and eventually disappeared. Four hours later the Taliban came crawling back to where the Jew was sitting at his table.

The Jew said, "I told you, about two hours' walk over that hill. Could you not find it?"

"I found it all right," rasped the Taliban. "Your brother won't let me in without a tie."

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Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Doa Nabi Yunus

Assalamualaikum wbt

Kalau berita 'lain' mudah hantar, harap yang di bawah ni pun boleh hantar kepada member-member lain juga...

JANGAN DELETE walaupun sebelum ni dah pernah terima e mail macam ni dan juga dah pernah forward pada kawan-kawan. Kerja baik buat selalu pun tidak apa. Doa Nabi Yunus semasa terperangkap di dalam perut Ikan Nun...

"LAA ILA HA ILLA ANTA SUBHANAKA INNI KUNTU MINAZ DZALIMIIN" (Surah Anbiyak)

Kirimkan kepada 10 orang, insyaallah Allah akan memecahkan segala kesulitan dan kebuntuan mu.

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Saturday, September 24, 2005

Rooms for Rent in Kajang

Two rooms are available for rent in a double-storey terrace house in Kajang for RM170 and RM200 each. Near bus-stop and walking distance from playground.

Suitable for single lady or newly married couple with no children, or couple with a young child below six years.

Terms:
Two months' rental as security deposit
One month rental in advance
You are also expected to contribute your share of the electricity, water and other bills

If you're interested, please respond by email to azlan088@gmail.com with your phone number. I shall then pass your number to the landlady (Sorry for the hassle but she wants me to vet all responses. Too many cranks on the Internet. Hope you understand).

Thank you.

P.S. Kindly help publicise this by re-posting at your Bulletin/Blog/Fan Club or forwarding to your friends and colleagues.

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Thursday, September 22, 2005

Cyberia Condo for Rent

RARE OPPORTUNITY TO RENT A CONDOMINIUM RENOVATED/FURNISHED TO MEET YOUR EXACT NEEDS & SPECIFICATIONS
OWNER WILLING TO RENOVATE/FURNISH NEWLY COMPLETED CYBERIA CONDO, CYBERJAYA (C2-3A-5) TO SUIT YOUR TASTE


Basic Details of Property:

3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, kitchen, laundry room, living and dining area, 1 car park lot, 1166 sq ft

Available for long lease to academics, professionals
furnished at RM1,800 (negotiable),
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Please download the Rental Application Form by clicking here.
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Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Ten husbands, and still a virgin?

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband 2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband 3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband 4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband 5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband 6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband 7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband 8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband 9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband 10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna really get screwed!"

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Monday, September 19, 2005

People with blood-soaked hands

The following is the text of a controversial speech by Dr Mahathir Mohamad, a former prime minister of Malaysia, at Suhakam's Human Rights Conference on September 9, 2005, which led to the walkout by a number of diplomats and made news all over the world.


I would like to thank Suhakam for this honour to address you on a subject that you have more knowledge and experience than I do.

You are concerned with human rights or hak asasi manusia. And it is
only right that as a civilised society and nation we should all be
concerned with human rights in our country and in fact in the world.

But human rights should be upheld because they can contribute to a
better quality of life. To kill 100,000 people because you suspect
that the human rights of a few have been denied seem to be a
contradiction. Yet the fanaticism of the champions of human rights
have led to more people being deprived of their rights and many their
lives than the number saved. It seems to me that we have lost our
sense of proportion.

With civilisational advances it is only right that the human community
try to distinguish itself more and more from those of the other
creatures created by God which are unable to think, to reason and to
overcome the influence of base desires and feelings. Submission to the
strong and the powerful was right in the animal world and in primitive
human societies. But the more advance the society the greater should
be the capacity to think, to recognise and evaluate between right and
wrong and to choose between these based on higher reasoning power and
not just base feelings and desires.

The world today is, in the sense of the ability to make right choices,
still very primitive. For example those who claim to be the most
civilised still believe that the misfortune which befall them as a
result of the actions by their enemies are wrong but the misfortune
that they inflict on their enemies are right. This is seen from the
concern and anger over the death of 1,700 US soldiers in Iraq but the
death of a hundred times more of Iraqis as a result of the military
invasion and occupation of Iraq and the civil war precipitated by the
imposition of democratic elections are not even mentioned.

There is no tally of Iraqi deaths but every single death of a US
soldier is reported to the world. These are soldiers who must expect
to be killed. But the Iraqis who die because of US action or the civil
war in Iraq that the US has precipitated are innocent civilians who
under the dictatorship of Saddam Hussein would be alive.

You and I read reports of the death of Iraqis with equanimity as if it
is right and just. You and I do not react with anger and horror over
this injustice, this abuse of the rights of the Iraqis to live, to be
free from terror including state initiated terror.

Prior to the invasion of Iraq on false pretences, 500,000 infants died
because sanctions deprived them of medicine and food/ Asked by the
press, Madelene Albright, then US secretary of state, whether she
thought the price was not too high for stopping Saddam Hussein's
dictatorship, she said it was difficult but the price (death of
500,000 children) was worth it.

At the time this was happening where were the people who are concerned
with human rights? Did they expose the abuses of Britain and America?
Did they protest against their own governments? No. It is because
they, the enemy, are killed. That is acceptable. But their own people
must not be killed. To kill them is to commit acts of terror.

Yet what is an act of terror. Isn't it any act that terrifies people?
Are not the people terrified at the idea of being bombed and killed?
Those who are to be killed by exploding bombs know they would have
their bodies torn from their heads and limbs. Some will die instantly
no doubt. But many would not. They would feel their limbs being torn
from their bodies, their guts spilled on the ground through their
torned abdomen. They would wait in terrible pain for help that may not
come. And they would again experience the terror, expecting the next
bomb or rocket. And those who survive would know the terror of what
would, what could happen to them personally when the bombers come
again, tomorrow, the day after, the week or month after.

They would know that they could be next to have their heads torn off
from their bodies, their limbs too. They would know that they would
die violently or they would survive in horrible pain, minus arms,
minus legs, maimed forever. And yet the bombings would go on. In Iraq
for 10 years between the Gulf War and the Iraq invasion, the people
lived in terrible fear. They were terrorised. Have they any rights?
Did the people of the world care?

The British and American bomber pilots came, unopposed, safe and cosy
in their state-of-the-art aircrafts, pressing buttons to drop bombs,
to kill and maim real people who were their targets, just targets. And
these murderers, for that is what they are, would go back to celebrate
'Mission accomplished'.

Who are the terrorists? The people below who were bombed or the
bombers? Whose rights have been snatched away?

I relate this because there are not just double standards where human
rights are concerned, there are multiple standards. Rightly we should
be concerned whether prisoners and detained foreign workers in this
country are treated well or not. We should be concerned whether
everyone can exercise his right to vote or not, whether the food given
to detainees are wholesome or not, indeed whether detention without
trial is a violation of human rights or not.

But the people whose hands are soaked in the blood of the innocents,
the blood of the Iraqis, the Afghans, the Panamanians, the
Nicaraguans, the Chileans, the Ecuadorians; the people who
assassinated the presidents of Panama, Chile, Ecuador; the people who
ignored international law and mounted military attacks, invading and
killing hundreds of Panamanian in order to arrest Noriega and to try
him not under Panamanian laws but under their own country's law, have
these people a right to question human rights in our country, to make
a list and grade the human rights record of the countries of the world
yearly, these people with blood-soaked hands.

They have not questioned the blatant abuses of human rights in
countries that are friendly to them. In fact they provide the means
for these countries to indulge in human rights abuses.

Israel is provided with weapons, helicopter gunships, bullets coated
with depleted uranium to wage war against people whose only way to
retaliate is by committing suicide bombing. The Israeli soldiers were
well-protected with body armour, operated from armoured tanks and
armoured bulldozers, to rocket and bomb the Palestinian and demolish
their houses while the occupants were still inside.

Israel has nuclear weapons but it was provided with bombers to bomb
so-called nuclear research facilities in other countries. And as with
American and British actions, the Israeli bombs and rockets tore up
the living Palestinians, Iraqis and soon Syrians and Iranians, without
the slightest consideration that the people they killed have rights,
have human rights to their lives, to security and peace.

Then there are other friends of these terrorist nations who abuse the
rights of their own people, deny them even the simplest democratic
rights, jailing and executing their people without fair trial but are
not criticised or condemned.

But when countries are not friendly with these great powers, their
governments claim they have a right to expend money to subvert the
government, to support the NGOs to overthrow the government, to ensure
only candidates willing to submit to them win. Already we are seeing
elections in which candidates wanting to stay independent being
rejected while only those ready to submit to these powers being
allowed to contest and to win.

There was a time when nations pledged not to interfere in the internal
affairs of other countries. As a result many authoritarian regimes
emerged which committed terrible atrocities. Cambodia and Pol Pot is a
case in mind. Because of the principle of non-interference in the
internal affairs of countries, two million Cambodians died horrible
deaths.

There is a case for interference. But who determines when there is a
case? Is this right to be given to a particular superpower? If so, can
we be assured the superpower would act in the best interest of the
country concerned, in order to uphold human rights.

Saddam Hussein was tried by the media and found guilty of oppressing
his people. But that was not the excuse for invading Iraq. The excuse
was that Iraq threatened the world with weapons of mass destruction
(WMD). Specifically Britain was supposed to be threatened with WMD
capable of hitting it within 45 minutes of the order being given by
Saddam.

As we all know it was a lie. Every agency tasked with verifying the
accusation that Saddam had weapons of mass destruction could not prove
it. Even the intelligence agencies of the US and Britain said that
there was no weapon of mass destruction that Saddam could threaten the
US or Britain or the world with. And today, after months of thorough
search without Saddam and his people getting in the way, no WMD has
been found.

Yet the US and UK took it upon themselves to invade Iraq in order to
remove an allegedly authoritarian government. The result of the
invasion is that many more people have been killed and injured than
Saddam was ever accused of. Worse still, the powers which are supposed
to save the Iraqi people have broken international laws on human
rights, by detaining Iraqis and others and torturing them at
Guantanamo, Abu Ghraib and elsewhere.

So can we accept that these big powers alone have a right to determine
when to interfere in the internal affairs of other countries to
protect human rights?

Malaysia is concerned about human rights within its borders. It does
not need the interference of foreign powers before it sets up Suhakam,
a body dedicated to overseeing and ensuring that there are no abuses
of human rights within its borders.

People in Malaysia seem to be quite happy. They can work and do
business and make as much money as they like. There is no restriction
on the freedom to move about, to go abroad even.

They have political parties that they are free to join, whether these
are pro-government or anti-government. They can read newspapers, which
support or oppose the government. While the local electronic media is
supportive of the government, no one is prevented from watching or
listening to foreign broadcasts which are mostly critical of the
government.

Foreign newspapers and magazines are freely available. In fact many
foreign papers, like the International Herald Tribune and Asian Wall
Street Journal are printed in Malaysia and are freely available to
Malaysians. Then there is the Internet which no one seems able to stop
even if libelous lies are screened.

Periodically, without fail there would be elections in Malaysia.
Anyone and everyone can participate in these elections. The campaigns
by both sides are vigorous and hard-hitting. And the results show
quite clearly that despite accusations against the government of
undemocratic practices, many opposition candidates would win. In fact
several states were lost to the opposition parties. Not one of the
winning opposition candidates has been charged in court and found
guilty of some minor breaches of the election procedure and prevented
from taking his seat in Parliament as happens in a certain country.

But all these notwithstanding, Malaysia is accused of having a
totalitarian government during the 22 years of my premiership. That I
had released detainees on assumption of office as prime minister and I
had used the ISA sparingly does not mitigate against the accusation
that I was a dictator, an abuser of human rights.

And not using the ISA, not detaining a person without trial would not
help either. And so when a former DPM was charged in court, defended
by nine lawyers and found guilty through due process, all that was
said was that there was a conspiracy, the court was influenced and
manipulated and the trial was a sham. So you are damned if you use the
ISA, and you are damned if you don't use the ISA.

In the eyes of these self-appointed judges of human behaviour
worldwide, you can never be right no matter what you do, if they do
not like you. If they like you, a court decision in your favour, even
on laughable grounds, would be right.

Those are the people who now seem to appropriate to themselves the
right to lay down the ground rules for human rights and who have
appointed themselves as the overseers of human rights credentials of
the world.

And now these same people have come up with what they call
globalisation. In the first place who has the right to propose and
interpret globalisation? It is certain that globalisation was not
conceived by the poor countries. It was conceived, interpreted and
initiated by the rich.

The globalised world is to be without borders. But if countries have
no borders surely the first thing that should happen is that people
would be able to move from one country to another without any
conditions, without papers and passports. The poor people in the poor
countries should be able to migrate to the rich countries where there
are jobs and opportunities.

But it has been made clear that globalisation, borderlessness are not
for people but for capital, for currency traders, for corporations,
for banks, for NGOs concerned over so-called human rights abuses, over
lack of democracy, etc. The flow is, as you can see, only in one
direction. The border crossing will be done by the rich so as to be
able to benefit their business, banks, currency traders, their NGOs,
for human rights and for democracy.

There will be no flows in the opposite direction, from the poor
countries to the rich, the flow of poor people in search of jobs, the
NGOs concerned with human rights abuses in the rich and powerful
countries where the media self-censors to promote certain parties,
where dubious voting results are validated by tame courts. There will
be no flow of coloured people to white countries. If they succeed they
would be apprehended and sent to isolated islands in the middle of the
ocean or if they manage to land, they would be accommodated behind
razor-wire fence. It is all very democratic and caring for the rights
of man.

If we care to look back, we will recognise globalisation for what it
is. It is really not a new idea at all. Globalisation of trade took
place when the ethnic Europeans found the sea passages to the West and
to the East. They wanted trade, but they came in armed merchantmen
with guns and invaded, conquered and colonised their trading partners.

If the indigenous people were weak, they would just be liquidated,
shot on sight, their land taken and new ethnic European countries set
up. Otherwise they would be made a part of empires where the sun never
sets, their resources exploited and their people treated with disdain.

The map of the world today shows the effect of globalisation, as
interpreted by the ethnic Europeans in history. There was no US,
Canada, Australia, Latin America, New Zealand until the Europeans
discovered the sea passages and started global trade.

Before the Europeans, there were Arab, Indian, Chinese and Turkic
traders. There was no conquest or colonisation when these people
sailed the seas to trade. Only when the Europeans carried out world
trade were countries invaded, human rights abused, genocide committed,
empires built and new ethnic European nations created on land
belonging to others.

These are historical facts. Would today's globalisation not result in
weak countries being colonised again, new empires created, and the
world totally hegemonised. Would today's globalisation not result in
human rights abuses?

In today's world 20 percent of the people own 80 percent of the
wealth. Almost two billion people live on one US dollar a day. They
don't have enough food or clothing or a proper roof over their heads.
In winter, many of these people would freeze to death. The people of
the powerful countries are concerned about our abuses of human rights.

But shouldn't we be concerned over the uneven distribution of wealth
which deprived two billion people of their rights to a decent living,
deprived by the avarice of those people who seem so concerned about us
and the unintended occasional lapses that has resulted in abuse of
human rights in our country.

We should condemn human rights abuses in our country but we must be
wary of the people who want to destabilise us because we are too
independent and we have largely succeeded in giving our people a good
life, and despite all the criticism, we are more democratic than most
of the friends of the powerful nations of the world.

The globalisation of concern for the poor and the oppressed is sheer
hypocrisy. If these people who appears to be concerned are faced with
the situation that we in Malaysia have to face sometimes, their
reactions and responses are much worse than us. At Guantanamo
detention camp the detainees, some of whom are not even remotely
connected with terrorism, are tortured and humiliated. At Abu Ghraib,
the most senior officers actually sanctioned the inhuman treatment of
the detainees.

When forced by world opinion to take action against those responsible
for these reprehensible acts, the culprits were either found not
guilty or given light sentences. They were tried by their own courts
under their own laws. Their victims were not represented. The
countries where the crimes were committed were denied jurisdiction.
Altogether the whole process was so much eyewash. Yet these are the
countries and the people who claim that Malaysian courts are
manipulated by the government, that abuses of rights are rampant in
Malaysia. And Malaysian NGOs, media and others lapped it up.

We must fight against abuses of human rights. We must fight for human
rights. But we must not take away the rights of others, the rights of
the majority. We must not kill them, invade and destroy their
countries in the name of human rights. Just as many wrong things are
done in the name of Islam and also other religions, worse things are
being done in the name of democracy and human rights. We must have a
proper perspective of things. Two wrongs do not make one right.
Remember the community have rights too, not just the individual or the
minority.

We have gained political independence but for many the minds are still
colonised.

Sunday, September 18, 2005

To every guy...

To every guy that says I love you.
To every guy that opens doors.
To every guy that walks on the outside of a sidewalk so he can be the first to get hit by a car that careens off the road and push her out of the way.
To every guy that cooks dinner for her.
To every guy that said, "Sex can wait."
To every guy that said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick (and even a stuffed animal perhaps).
To every guy who has given her flowers just because she is feeling a bit depressed.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that did what she wanted to do.
To every guy that treated her like a princess.
To every guy that cried in front of her.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy who would give their jacket up.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to be able to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that will just sleep (no sex) with her.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what (even if she got fat).
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breathe.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that wasn't just trying to get laid.
To every guy that actually listened.
To every guy that gave his heart only to have it shoved back in his face.

This one's for you.

Copyright 2003-2005 Azlan Adnan Legal Notice

Saturday, September 17, 2005

Father of one of my kids

A married man is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a rather sexy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He's rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says:

"Sorry, do you know me?"

She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my kids."

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful.

"Holy crap," he says, "are you that stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my butt?"

"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher."

Copyright 2003-2005 Azlan Adnan Legal Notice

21 Pieces of Advice

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.


TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.


THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.


FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.


FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.


SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.


SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.


EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much.


NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.


TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name-calling.


ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives!


TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.


THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"


FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.


FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.


SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson


SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions.


EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.


NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.


TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.


TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.

Copyright 2003-2005 Azlan Adnan Legal Notice

SINGAPORE GIRL

WHY SINGAPOREAN GIRLS CAN'T WIN THE MISS UNIVERSE TITLE

One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary-level education was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago.

It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the three finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore, were being asked three simple questions:

MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L"

Miss USA: Lamp
Miss Malaysia: Light bulb
Miss Singapore: LADIO

Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L"

MC: I am going to give you three more chances; Now, name me an animal starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA: Lion
Miss Malaysia: Leopard
Miss Singapore: LABBIT

Judge: No, no, no!

MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with "L"

Miss USA: Lexus
Miss Malaysia: Lamborghini
Miss Singapore: Lolls-Loyce

Judge: Oh my God!

MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA: Lemon
Miss Malaysia: Lychee
Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says:
LIEWLIAN!!

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really be disqualified; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having so many problems with the letter "L", they decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is: Name me a part of the human anatomy starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA: Lung (applause)
Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)
Miss Singapore: LAN CIAU

The Judges fainted!

Copyright 2003-2005 Azlan Adnan Legal Notice

CONTENTMENT

Have you ever, at any one time, had the feeling that life is bad, real bad, and you wish you were in another situation? You find life makes things difficult for you, work sucks, life sucks, everything seems to go wrong. Read the following story. It may change your views about life...

After a conversation with one of my friends, he told me despite taking two jobs, he brings back barely above $1,000 per month, he is happy as he is.

I wonder how he can be as happy as he is considering he has to skimp his life with the low pay to support a pair of old parents, in-laws, a wife, 2 daughters and the many bills of a household.

He explained that it was through one incident that he saw in India... that happened a few years ago when he was really feeling low and touring India after a major setback.

He said that right in front of his very eyes he saw an Indian mother chop off her child's right hand with a chopper. The helplessness in the mother's eyes, the scream of pain from the innocent 4-year-old child haunted him until today.

You may ask why did the mother do so; had the child been naughty, had the child's hand been infected? No, it was done for two simple words - TO BEG! The desperate mother deliberately caused the child to be handicapped so that the child could go out to the streets to beg.

Taken aback by the scene, he dropped a piece of bread he was eating half-way. And almost instantly, a flock of 5 or 6 children swamped towards this small piece of bread which was covered with sand, robbing bits from one another. The natural reaction of hunger.

Stricken by the happenings, he instructed his guide to drive him to the nearest bakery. He arrived at two bakeries and bought every single loaf of bread he found in the bakeries. The owner was dumbfounded but willingly sold everything. He spent less than $100 to obtain about 400 loaves of bread (this is less than $0.25 per loaf) and spent another $100 to get daily necessities.

Off he went in the truck full of bread into the streets. As he distributed the bread and necessities to the children (mostly handicapped) and a few adults, he received cheers and bows from these unfortunate. For the first time in his life he wondered how people can give up their dignity for a loaf of bread which cost less than $0.25.

He began to tell himself how fortunate he is. How fortunate he is to be able to have a complete body, have a job, have a family, have the chance to complain what food is nice and what isn't nice, have the chance to be clothed, have the many things that these people in front of him are deprived of...

Now I begin to think and feel it, too! Was my life really that bad? Perhaps... no, I should not feel bad at all... What about you? Maybe the next time you think you are, think about the child who lost one hand to beg on the streets.

"Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want, it is the realization of how much you already have."

When the door of happiness closes, another opens, but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us.

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that! we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.

The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't go on well in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches.

DAH LAMBAT SEBULAN!!

Sepasang pengantin yang baru berkahwin 4 bulan. Pada suatu malam si isteri memeluk leher suami dengan nada manja seraya berkata, "Sayang, period i dah lewat sebulan, tapi i tak boleh nak pastikan lagi sebab kita kena gi check kat doktor."

Si suami yang teramat gembira tu pun berpakat dengan isterinya untuk tidak memberitahu sesiapa pun tentang perkhabaran gembira sehingga ianya benar-benar pasti. Pada suatu hari, rumah pasangan ini didatangi oleh pegawai dari TNB kerana terdapat tunggakkan dalam pembayaran bill elektrik rumah mereka.

Pegawai TNB tu pun berkata, "Ini rumah En. Mahpus ker?"

"Saya ni isterinya... ada apa encik?"

Pegawai TNB tu pun berkata, "Puan, ni dah sebulan lewat, saya tak boleh tunggu ni, nanti boss saya marah."

Dengan nada terkejut, si isteri itu pun membalas balik cakap pegawai TNB tu, "APA??? Macam mana pulak encik tahu yang saya ni sebulan lewat???"

Pegawai TNB tu pun dengan selamba menjawab, "Ala puan, ni kan zaman IT, semua tu ada dalam komputer dan kita boleh check Online."

Kata-kata pegawai TNB itu membuatkan si isteri tu lagi terkejut, "APAAA???? Saya lewat sebulan pun awak semua boleh tahuuu???"

Pegawai TNB tu pun mententeramkan keadaan, "Relek puan, puan ni baru lewat sebulan, ada yang lagi teruk, lewat 5-6 bulan..."

Si isteri yang terperanjat beruk dengan kenyataan pegawai tu pun berkata, "Nanti saya bincang dengan suami saya..." Lalu pegawai TNB tu pun beredar dari situ..

Keesokkan harinya, selepas si Mahphus ini diberitahu oleh isterinya, dia pun naik berang dan terus ambik cuti dan pergi ke kedai TNB yang berdekatan. Dengan tanpa menghiraukan pegawai-pegawai TNB yang ramai di situ, dia pun memekik seraya berkata: "Apa korang ni, isteri saya sebulan lewat pun nak heboh heboh ke dalam internet. Awak ni semua berkeluarga tak pernah lewat sebulan kerrrr????!! bisness apa korang buat niii?? nak kena saman kerr???"

Lalu pegawai yang datang kerumah si Mahpus ni berdiri dan mententeramkan keadaan. "Sabar encik, sabar encik. apa susah, kalau nak settlekan perkara ni, bayar je laa... kata-kata pegawai TNB tu membuatkan si Mahpus naik berang."

"APAAA?? nak bayar korang? belahhhh lahh..."

Lalu pegawai TNB tu pun cakap, "Kalau macam tu... Kita terpaksa potong encik punya..."

Si Mahpus mencelah: "Apa??? potong??? Abih tu isteri saya di rumah nak pakai apaaaaaa???"

Pegawai TNB tu pun cakap: "Nampak gayanye... ISTERI ENCIK KENA PAKAI LILIN AJERRR LAAAAAAAA..."

Friday, September 16, 2005

Carry 4

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Maggi Mee.

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam.

NATIONAL CONDOM:
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms. So they rushed into a 7-Eleven, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
Pineapple

NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many swear by it. But after a few pints they start swearing at everything...
Actually, Tongkat Ali is now fast becoming the National Aphrodisiac drink.

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
Food Poisoning.

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain - betul la... with Migraine as a close second.

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven't removed make-up, haven't shower, no water supply, going to watch "Santa Barbara," depressed, no mood, etc...

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol. The "cure for all". If it fails we have another secret weapon: Tiger Balm.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.

NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4! On second thoughts, why bother pronouncing stupid French brands like Peugeot, Renault or Citroen correctly. I think it sounds better when the local mechanics say "Pew Jeot". When I was in school, Milo was always 'Mee Lo', now that I'm sophisticated, I say "My Lo". So don't be embarassed saying "Carry 4" when the Mat Sallehs shamelessly pronounce orang utan as "orangutang".

Copyright 2003-2005 Azlan Adnan Legal Notice

How to make a woman happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy; a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer
3. Hand over the remote.

Copyright 2003-2005 Azlan Adnan Legal Notice

Thursday, September 15, 2005

Keeper

Author Unknown

I grew up in the 1940s and 50s with practical parents. A mother, God love her, who washed aluminum foil after she cooked in it, then reused it. She was the original recycle queen, before they had a Name for it... A father who was happier getting old shoes fixed than buying new ones.

Their marriage was good, their dreams focused. Their best friends lived barely a wave away. I can see them now, Dad in trousers, tee shirt and a hat and Mom in a housedress, lawn mower in one hand, and dish-towel in the other. It was the time for fixing things. A curtain rod, the kitchen radio, screen door, the oven door, the hem in a dress are things we keep.

It was a way of life, and sometimes it made me crazy. All that re-fixing, eating, renewing, I wanted just once to be wasteful. Waste meant affluence. Throwing things away meant you knew there'd always be more.

But then my mother died, and on that clear summer's night, in the warmth of the hospital room, I was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any more.

Sometimes, what we care about most gets all used up and goes away... never to return. So... while we have it... it's best we love it... and care for it... and fix it when it's broken... and heal it when it's sick.

This is true. For marriage... and old cars… and children with bad report cards... and dogs with bad hips... and aging parents... and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, because we are worth it. Some things we keep. Like a best friend that moved away or a classmate we grew up with.

There are just some things that make life important, like people we know who are special... and so, we keep them close!

I received this from someone who thinks I am a 'keeper', so I've sent it to the people I think of in the same way… Now it's your turn to send this to those people that are "keepers" in your life.

Good friends are like stars... You don't always see them, but you know they are always there. Keep them close!

TEN THINGS GOD WON'T ASK ON THAT DAY.

1... God won't ask what kind of car you drove. He'll ask how many people you drove who didn't have transportation.

2... God won't ask the square footage of your house. He'll ask how many people you welcomed into your home.

3... God won't ask about the clothes you had in your closet. He'll ask how many you helped to clothe.

4... God won't ask what your highest salary was. He'll ask if you compromised your character to obtain it.

5... God won't ask what your job title was. He'll ask if you performed your job to the best of our ability.

6... God won't ask how many friends you had. He'll ask how many people to whom you were a friend.

7... God won't ask in what neighbourhood you lived. He'll ask how you treated your neighbours.

8... God won't ask about the colour of your skin, He'll ask about the content of your character.

9... God won't ask why it took you so long to seek Salvation. He'll lovingly take you to your mansion in heaven, and not to the gates of Hell.

10... God won't have to ask how many people you forwarded this to. He already knows your decision.

Friday, September 09, 2005

On Motivation

"There is one quality that one must possess to win, and that is definiteness of purpose, the knowledge of what one wants, and a burning desire to possess it." ~ Napoleon Hill

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Don't hesitate, just say it!

There was a boy who I liked. He liked me, too. Well, that's what I was told... but one day I was walking to class and I heard someone call out my name and when I turned around he was there...

"Wait up!" he called.

I waited for a few seconds and let him catch up then once he did I started walking again.

"You need something?" I asked.

"Yea... a favour," he said.

"Sure what is it?" I asked.

"Go out with me," he said with a gleam in his eyes.

"OK... sure," I said, secretly jumping with joy in my mind.

He walked me to class and kissed me good bye... then the late bell rang and he sprung down the hall to get to class. He walked me to class every day and kissed me every day and he was with me every chance he got. Then days turned into weeks and weeks turned into months and months turned into a year and he still ran to catch up with me. It was the day of our one year anniversary and he walked me to class gave me a box and a kiss... then he whispered into my ear... "I love you."

Then he left. I opened the gift and it was a ring... a gorgeous ring. That night we were out at dinner to celebrate and all he surprised me... AGAIN...

"You know how I said that I loved you?" he asked.

"Yeah?" I got really nervous....

"I really do, you know. I love you."

I didn't say anything and I knew he wanted me to say it but I didn't want to seem stupid so I stuffed food in my mouth and he didn't say anything but I could tell he was disappointed. We got done eating and he was driving me home at the red light he turned and looked at me...

"Why won't you say you love me? Don't you love me like I love you?" he asked,

I didn't know what to say. I loved him more than I could imagine, but I just didn't know how or when to say it...

"I...I...lov...."

BOOM!!!!!!!!!! a truck had hit the driver's side and rammed us right into a lake.The next day I was in the hospital and all I could think about was if he was ok... so I got out of my bed and searched for him... but when I found him he was barely alive... seeing the one I loved near death made me drop to my knees and cry...

"I love you... I've loved you since the first day we met. I love you soooo much. Don't you leave me, please. Don't leave me, I need you here... I LOVE YOU!!!!"

With his very last breath he said...

"I love you too." Then he was gone.

A week later I was able to go home but I wasn't ready to face school yet and my mom understood. I went up to my room and I found a note inside the ring box...

"I hope you like this ring. It was my grandma's. She told me to give it to the one I love and, well, I love you. No matter what happens to me I will always love you. If I died today, I want to die knowing you love me... I won't leave this earth without knowing you love me. You're always in my heart forever until the day I die.

P.S. I love you now... I will love you forever."

Copyright 2003-2005 Azlan Adnan Legal Notice

forget about the mosquitoes

and death from malaria or dengue fever
be more concerned about typhoid, dysentry and pneumonia
there's no potable water, no sanitation, no food in Louisiana
it's a recipe for disaster
of the tallest order


Copyright 2003-2005 Azlan Adnan Legal Notice

Monday, September 05, 2005

Circle of Friends

Since its my birthday today, I want to share with you, my circle of friends, a few edifying words of wisdom:

Many people will walk in and out of your life,
But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.

Anger is only one letter short of danger.

If someone betrays you once, it is his fault;
If he betrays you twice, it is your fault.

Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.

He who loses money, loses much;
He who loses a friend, loses much more;
He who loses faith, loses all.

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature,
But beautiful old people are works of art.

Learn from the mistakes of others.
You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

Friends, you and me...
You brought another friend...
And then there were three...

We started our group...
Our circle of friends...
And like that circle...
There is no beginning or end...

Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is mystery.
Today is a gift.
That is why it is called the Present.

Copyright 2003-2005 Azlan Adnan Legal Notice

Sunday, September 04, 2005

Tomorrow

If we might have a second chance
To live the days once more,
And rectify mistakes we've made
To even up the score.
If we might have a second chance
to use the knowledge gained,
Perhaps we might become at last
As fine as Allah ordained.
But though we can't retrace our steps,
However stands the score,
Tomorrow brings another chance
For us to try once more.

Thursday, September 01, 2005

One Flaw In Women

By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime...

An angel appeared and asked, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?"

And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on Diet Coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart and she will do everything with only two hands."

The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."

"But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."

The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord."

"She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."

"Will she be able to think?" asked the angel.

The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate."

The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."

"That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"

"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.

The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride."

The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing."

And she is!
Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have vital things to say and everything to give.

HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.

Copyright 2003-2005 Azlan Adnan Legal Notice

Politicians

Four surgeons are discussing who makes the best kind of patient to operate on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second surgeon responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

But the fourth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There are no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."

Copyright 2003-2005 Azlan Adnan Legal Notice

A tomato story

A jobless man applied for the position of office boy at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.

"You are employed," he said. "Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start."

The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."

"I'm sorry," said the HR manager. "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."

The man left with no hope at all. He did''t know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10 kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door-to-door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60.

The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

Five years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US. He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance policy. He called an insurance agent, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded the nsurance agent asked him for his email.

The man replied, "I don't have an email."

The insurance agent answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?"

The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"

Moral of the story

1) Internet is not the solution to your life.
2) If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
3) If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy/girl, than a millionaire... Have a great day!!!

P.S. Do not forward this email back to me, I am closing my email & going to sell tomatoes!!!

Copyright 2003-2005 Azlan Adnan Legal Notice

Sunday, August 28, 2005

MAKING MOTOR INSURANCE CLAIMS

What are the considerations every motorist should be aware of? S. Gayathri takes a look.

Imagine this scenario: 18-year-old Chris has just obtained his probationary (P) driving licence. His father lets him borrow the car one day. Despite driving carefully, Chris meets with an accident. The car is badly damaged and needs to be towed. In a state of panic, he doesn't know who will pay for the damage.

Tow truck operators at the scene promise Chris speedy repair, hassle-free insurance claims processing and towing services -- without him having to pay a sen. But is that really the case?

The truth is, approval of motor accident claims are subject to terms and conditions that most of us overlook because we believe the insurance company will pay for everything.

"Motor insurance is for protection, but there are terms and conditions applicable to all policies, hence it's wrong to assume insurers will pay all damages and claims," says Fazan Ahmad, administration and insurance committee member of the Automobile Association of Malaysia (AAM).

Given that, it is pertinent for motorists to understand the two basic types of accident claims available and several general issues related to motor policies.

OWN DAMAGE (OD) CLAIMS
To some extent, the type of motor insurance policy you buy determines the kind of claim you can make. It also has a bearing on the processing and approval times.

According to Uni.Asia General Insurance Bhd, motorists with comprehensive policies usually have better claim options.

"Comprehensive policyholders who meet with accidents can make an Own Damage (OD) or even a third-party claim, depending on the nature of the accident and other applicable conditions," says Mohd Ariff Kassim, assistant general manager of Uni.Asia's claims department.

OD is available only for comprehensive policyholders-- it allows the insured to claim against his own policy for damage to his own vehicle.

"The distinct feature of an OD claim lies in the ease of the procedure. Because only the insured and his insurer are involved, claims are generally processed speedily and without much hassle," says Fadil Abdullah, assistant vice-president for general insurance claims at Malaysia National Insurance (MNI) Bhd.

In fact, completed OD claim forms with copies of supporting documents are usually assessed and approved within a few days to a week. However, note that OD claims usually result in the loss of your no claims discount (NCD).

"NCD on [policy] renewals are granted only if no claims are made under the policy. The insured̢۪s OD claims and a third party's claim for injury and damage will affect the NCD during renewal," explains Uni.Asia's Mohd Ariff.

Whether you should make an OD claim depends on the outcome of police investigations into the accident. In Chris's case, if the accident was a hit and run, Chris's dad has no option but to file an OD claim to repair the damage -- provided he has a comprehensive cover and is willing to lose the NCD (if any), on renewal. If the car only has third-party coverage, Chris and his dad must bear the entire repair cost.

OD KNOCK-FOR-KNOCK
Unless you are willing to part with your hard-earned NCD -- which can reach 55% off your renewal premium -- and enjoy the fast-track claims settlement, OD claims may not be a good deal.

"The easiest way of preserving one's NCD is, of course, to remain a good driver for as long as you are a motorist. Admittedly, driving carefully doesn't stop accidents from happening. I can be a good driver but others may hit my car, it happens frequently," says Kong Shu Yin, general manager of operations, Kurnia Insurans (Malaysia) Bhd.

To safeguard the interest of drivers who are not at fault, there is now the OD knock-for-knock claims option.

Available only to comprehensive policyholders, it allows the insured to preserve and/or avoid losing his NCD while avoiding the delays often associated with making claims against a third party.

"This is for motorists involved in accidents that are not due to their own fault and are able to prove the claims, for example, with police findings," explains Giles Ward, president and CEO of AXA Affin Assurance Bhd.

Prior to the introduction of OD knock-for-knock claims, faultless motorists had to submit their claims to the third party (driver at fault)'s insurer and were subjected to delays that lasted for months.

According to the General Insurance Association of Malaysia (PIAM), OD knock-for-knock claim is the result of cooperation among motor insurers to better manage third-party accident repair claims.

PIAM executive director and secretary Lim Chia Fook says the introduction of OD knock-for-knock claims has significantly reduced the time taken to process and approve third-party claims.

However, bear in mind that third-party motor policies exclude coverage for injury or damage suffered by the insured and his vehicle -- thus, holders of such policies cannot file OD and OD knock-for-knock claims.

PANEL WORKSHOPS
Now that the claims have been approved, what about the repairs to your vehicle?

"Prompt claims settlement aside, quality of repairs is equally important as it concerns the safety of the vehicle and driver. To ensure quality workmanship and right pricing for the repairs done, we introduced the concept of panel workshops," says Lim of PIAM.

Before appointing panel workshops, PIAM carefully monitors and evaluates repairers who meet the industry's general standard of quality and other requirements. If successful, the selected repairers are given "PIAM-approved workshop" status. Individual insurers in the motor industry are free to appoint to their panel any repairer from the large pool of PIAM-approved workshops. Currently, most insurers make it compulsory for their policyholders to send vehicles for repairs to the company's panel workshops. Failing which, claims can be rejected. However, because the appointment of panel workshop is not mandatory for insurers, companies like MNI Insurance do not have exclusive panel workshops for policyholders. Instead, the insured are allowed to send their vehicles to any of the PIAM-approved workshops because these repairers also meet the requirements set by the company. Other companies prefer to stick with their own panel of workshops. "Having our own panel of workshops is definitely good for policyholders because we are able to better monitor and control their workmanship quality."

"The workshops are required to provide guarantees for their workmanship quality," adds Ward of AXA Affin.

The panel workshops' warranty on workmanship, ranging from six months to a year from the date of repair, acts as added protection for the insured. Referring to panel workshops is also good for another reason -- the repairers are very familiar with the insurance company's claims procedure and would normally handle all claims-related matters on behalf of the insured.

PAYMENT OF CLAIMS
Although procedures related to the submission and approval of most accident claims are quite standard, it doesn't mean that the insurer will pay 100% of the amount claimed. In some instances, insurers may not approve the claim at all or require the insured to bear part of the repair cost.

"The biggest fault of motor policyholders is their failure to understand the terms and conditions of their policies. We've repeatedly advised all motorists, AAM members or otherwise, to pay attention to important aspects of motor policies because failure to understand these terms will only affect them in times of need," stresses Fazan of AAM.

Basically, issues like the sum insured and type of policy are crucial in determining the benefits.

Similarly, conditions on loss of NCD, excess payment, critical damage to vehicles and application of the betterment policy (see sidebar) are factors that may result in the insured having to pay part of the claim.

Fazan adds that although the sum insured for vehicles depreciate annually, motorists must ensure that vehicles are insured based on the current market value.

Claims of vehicles that are under-insured by more than the allowable 10% limit are penalised by the "average condition". For example, the insurer will only pay 60% of the claims if the car is under-insured by 40%: The insured has to bear the remaining 40% himself.

Damage claims of grossly under-insured vehicles are subjected to the average condition -- whereby the sum insured is multiplied by the loss amount and divided by the current market value, before claims are approved.

For instance, apply the formula in this context -- a car is insured for RM25,000 (sum insured) multiplied by total repair costs RM3,000 (loss amount) divided by current market value of the car RM40,000 and you will get RM1,875 as the final figure.

Average condition applies only for accident claims of vehicles that are under-insured, thus in the scenario above, only RM1,875 will be paid by the insurer as repair costs while the policyholder bears the balance of RM1,125 (total repair cost is RM3,000).

"Over-insuring is also not a good idea because naturally the premiums are higher but in the event of a claim, insurers will only pay the maximum of the sum insured or current market value, whichever is lower," comments Kong of Kurnia Insurans.

CONCLUSION
A basic comprehensive policy generally covers loss or damage sustained by the insured's vehicle and third party's property damage and injuries, thus, motorists are always encouraged to purchase a comprehensive cover for as long as they can.

Motorists also have the option of insuring vehicles for special perils like flood, passenger liability and windscreen protection; claims under these special packages do not affect the NCD.

Most accident claims procedures are standardised but to expedite claims approval, a few insurers offer niche services like express claims counters for on-the-spot OD settlement (Kurnia Express), free towing services (most insurers) or even a pre-approved OD claims limit that doesn't require an adjuster's report.

Ironically, there isn't an industry-wide timeline set for claims processing but most insurers declare that claims are processed within days, provided all supporting documents are submitted.

Make the effort to know the standard terms and conditions of motor policies and compare them against what you have now. It will come in handy when you make a claim, renew the policy or move on to another insurer.

BOX 1: WHAT TO DO AFTER AN ACCIDENT
1. Note the registration number of vehicles involved, place and time, and name and contact numbers of drivers and their insurers, if possible
2. Note the names and addresses of any witnesses, extent of damage and injuries to third parties
3. Do not attempt to place fault
4. Contact panel workshop/insurer for tow truck services if your car is not drivable;
5. If it is drivable, take your car to the nearest police station, lodge a report and allow the police to take pictures of your car
6. Drive or have your car towed to a panel workshop for safe keeping and repair
7. Inform insurer/agent of the accident and name of the workshop
8. The panel workshop will help with claims submission and gather supporting documents from you

BOX 2: WHAT'S NCD?
NO CLAIMS DISCOUNT (NCD) , or No Claims Bonus (NCB) , is a discount (in percentage) on premiums given to the insured if no claims -- either by the insured or third parties -- have been made under the policy. NCD is a reward for safe drivers, in appreciation of their good driving ethics. The rate of NCD for private cars range from 25% to 55%. Making own damage (OD) claims affect the insured's NCD, while OD knock-for-knock claims help preserve the NCD. The minus point under the current NCD system is that a single claim made against a policy results in the insured losing his entire savings on renewal premiums; a person enjoying the maximum 55% NCD for years will lose it.

BOX 3: COMPENSATION FOR ACTUAL REPAIR TIME
IT IS BAD ENOUGH that your car is damaged but you also need alternative transport while the vehicle is being repaired. However, you have a form of relief -- compensation. Compensation for actual repair time -- commonly known as loss of use claim -- is a third-party claim and is available to motorists who are not at fault.
The claim must be submitted to the third party's insurer with supporting documents, photographs of the damaged vehicle, police report and findings. The claim amount per day is pre-determined based on the vehicle's cylinder capacity, as set by Bank Negara. The amount is then multiplied by the reasonable number of days needed to repair the vehicle, as indicated by the adjuster.
Comprehensive policyholders claiming for own damage (OD) are not eligible for this compensation while OD knock-for-knock claimants must submit the loss of use claim to the third party̢۪s insurer. Motorists with third-party insurance may also claim for this compensation.

BOX 4: WHAT IS EXCESS?
EXCESS IS THE AMOUNT an insured has to pay from his own pocket. This is imposed to deter motorists from making small claims on their policy. Motor policies for private vehicles are subjected to two types of excess. The compulsory excess -- a standard provision for all private motor policies-- amounting to RM400 is applicable if claims for damages are made in a situation where the driver: Is not named in the policy; Is below 21 years old; Holds a probationary driving licence; and/or Has less than two years' driving experience. The other excess is charged at the discretion of the insurer, based on certain business considerations. The flexible excess is often applied where vehicles are five years and older (which are considered high-risk in terms of being accident-prone), luxury cars and/or those that incur high costs of repair. Usually, insurers do not impose flexible excess on new vehicles sold in mass quantities (like Proton) and private cars below 2,000cc. It varies according to the insurer's underwriting policies but the amount charged is based on Bank Negara's guidelines.

BOX 5: BETTERMENT ON NEW PARTS & CRITICAL DAMAGES
ALTHOUGH COMPREHENSIVE covers offer better protection, they are also subject to terms and conditions that are often overlooked. Examples are the betterment on new parts policy and critical damages. Betterment on new parts policy applies strictly to private vehicles aged five years and older, in line with the principle of indemnity. As the principle states that the insurer will compensate for loss by putting the vehicle back into the same position it was just before the accident, the policy of betterment comes into play. In practice, betterment is executed only if damaged vehicles are repaired using brand new parts; this results in the cost of the new parts being apportioned between the insurer and policyholder. Also called "old-for-new," the betterment policy's proportioning of cost for new parts must be in accordance with Bank Negara's endorsed scale (according to age of vehicle) and ceiling rate (cost in percentage). Industry players say the application of betterment is left to the discretion of insurers although most of them have already adopted the policy. If the insured disagrees with the proportionate costs, cars aged five years and above will be repaired using second-hand parts of the same age -- giving rise to issues of compromised standard of parts used and overall vehicle safety. So, that's for older cars. But what about cars, old or new, that are involved in fatal accidents? Do insurers actually bear the entire cost of such claims? The answer is both yes and no: Decisions on these cases usually rest on the discretion of insurers. Badly damaged vehicles -- particularly those with repair costs that exceed 50% of the sum insured -- will most likely not be repaired. Two reasons are cited for this: Cost-effectiveness and roadworthiness of the repaired car. It is said that repair claims amounting to 50% or more of the sum insured are normally settled with strict adherence to industry guidelines -- insurers usually offer policyholders the total sum insured or the current market value of the vehicle, whichever is lower. If the settlement is accepted, the policy is written-off and the damaged vehicle belongs to the insurer. Otherwise, it is back to the drawing board and negotiations continue.

Saturday, August 27, 2005

Of carrots, eggs and coffee beans

Think about this: A carrot, an egg and a cup of coffee... You will never look at a cup of coffee the same way again!

A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose.

Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to boil. In the first she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in the last she placed ground coffee beans. She let them sit and boil, without saying a word.

In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl.

Turning to her daughter, she asked, "Tell me, what do you see?"

"Carrots, eggs, and coffee," she replied.

Her mother brought her closer and asked her to feel the carrots. She did and noted that they were soft. The mother then asked the daughter to take an egg and break it. After pulling off the shell, she observed the hard-boiled egg. Finally, the mother asked the daughter to sip the coffee. The daughter smiled as she tasted its rich aroma. The daughter then asked, "What does it mean, mother?"

Her mother explained that each of these objects had faced the same adversity... boiling water. Each reacted differently. The carrot went in strong, hard, and unrelenting. However, after being subjected to the boiling water, it softened and became weak. The egg had been fragile. Its thin outer shell had protected its liquid interior, but after sitting through the boiling water, its inside became hardened. The ground coffee beans were unique, however. After they were in the boiling water, they had changed the water.

"Which are you?" she asked her daughter. "When adversity knocks on your door, how do you respond? Are you a carrot, an egg or a coffee bean?"

Think of this: Which am I? Am I the carrot that seems strong, but with pain and adversity do I wilt and become soft and lose my strength?

Am I the egg that starts with a malleable heart, but changes with the heat? Did I have a fluid spirit, but after a death, a breakup, a financial hardship or some other trial, have I become hardened and stiff? Does my shell look the same, but on the inside am I bitter and tough with a stiff spirit and hardened heart?

Or am I like the coffee bean? The bean actually changes the hot water, the very circumstance that brings the pain When the water gets hot, it releases the fragrance and flavour. If you are like the bean, when things are at their worst, you get better and change the situation around you. When the hour is the darkest and trials are their greatest, do you elevate yourself to another level? How do you handle adversity? Are you a carrot, an egg or a coffee bean?

May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human and enough hope to make you happy.

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; you can't go forward in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches.

Saturday, August 20, 2005

Love

Love is not about finding the perfect person, but creating a perfect relationship by learning to love someone perfectly.
It's not about how much love you have in the beginning but how much love you build right until the end.

"What is more important to you?
The love you share and the memories you have, or the lover?"

Give love a chance to swallow you up.

Don't just assume love will happen in an instant, it will surprise you before you know it, and it will be the most rewarding experience you will ever have.

Copyright 2003-2005 Azlan Adnan Legal Notice

Express your love daily

As you never know what tomorrow will bring, expressing your love daily with hugs, kind words, special notes, kisses and unselfish acts of kindness to those you care for is extremely important...

What if today was your last day alive?
Wouldn't you have wanted to thank that person for what he/she did for you?
Would you want to leave this world without telling that special person how much he/she means to you?

...and this goes for doing good deeds for strangers as well.

Make a difference in someone's life, a smile, a nice word, some help, as little as it may seem to you, could make a world of difference in the other person's life.

Copyright 2003-2005 Azlan Adnan Legal Notice

HUMOUR: Make me feel like a woman

The passengers on an airliner were shocked when the captain's voice announced that the plane was going to make a crash landing. One lady, upon hearing this dire news, ripped open her blouse and screamed to the man sitting next to her, "Make me feel like a woman!"

The man quickly ripped off his own shirt, handed it to her, and replied, "Okay, iron this!"

Thursday, August 18, 2005

Infosys Narayana Murthy's speech

Mr Narayana Murthy is undoubtedly one of the most famous persons from Karnataka, India. He is known not just for building the biggest IT empire in India but also for his simplicity. Almost every important dignitary visits Infosys campus. He delivered an interesting speech during an employee session with another IT company in India. He is incidentally, one of the top 50 Influential people of Asia according to an Asiaweek publication and also the new IT Advisor to the Thai Prime Minister.

Extract of Mr Narayana Murthy's Speech during Mentor Session:

I know people who work 12 hours a day, six days a week, or more. Some people do so because of a work emergency where the long hours are only temporary. Other people I know have put in these hours for years. I don't know if they are working all these hours, but I do know they are in the office this long. Others put in long office hours because they are addicted to the workplace.

Whatever the reason for putting in overtime, working long hours over the long term is harmful to the person and to the organization. There are things managers can do to change this for everyone's benefit. Being in the office long hours, over long periods of time, makes way for potential errors. My colleagues who are in the office long hours frequently make mistakes caused by fatigue.

Correcting these mistakes requires their time as well as the time and energy of others. I have seen people work Tuesday through Friday to correct mistakes made after 5 pm on Monday. Another problem is that people who are in the office long hours are not pleasant company.

They often complain about other people (who aren't working as hard); they are irritable, or cranky, or even angry. Other people avoid them. Such behaviour poses problems, where work goes much better when people work together instead of avoiding one another.

As Managers, there are things we can do to help people leave the office. First and foremost is to set the example and go home ourselves. I work with a manager who chides people for working long hours. His words quickly lose their meaning when he sends these chiding group e-mails with a time-stamp of 2 am, Sunday. Second is to encourage people to put some balance in their lives.

For instance, here is a guideline I find helpful:

1) Wake up, eat a good breakfast, and go to work.

2) Work hard and smart for eight or nine hours.

3) Go home.

4) Read the books/comics, watch a funny movie, dig in the dirt, play with your kids, etc.

5) Eat well and sleep well.

This is called recreating. Doing Steps 1, 3, 4, and 5 enable Step 2. Working regular hours and recreating daily are simple concepts. They are hard for some of us because that requires 'personal change.' They are possible since we all have the power to choose to do them.

In considering the issue of overtime, I am reminded of my oldest son. When he was a toddler, if people were visiting the apartment, he would not fall asleep no matter how long the visit, and no matter what time of day it was. He would fight off sleep until the visitors left. It was as if he was afraid that he would miss something. Once our visitors' left, he would go to sleep. By this time, however, he was over tired and would scream through half the night with nightmares. He, my wife, and I, all paid the price for his fear of missing out. Perhaps some people put in such long hours because they don't want to miss anything when they leave the office. The trouble with this is that events will never stop happening.

That is life! Things happen 24 hours a day. Allowing for little rest is not ultimately practical. So, take a nap. Things will happen while you are asleep, but you will have the energy to catch up when you awaken. Hence...

"LOVE YOUR JOB, BUT NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR COMPANY
BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THE COMPANY STOPS LOVING YOU"
-- Narayana Murthy

wih many thanks to Priya Menon for sharing this edifying piece.

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Corporate Decision-Making

There was a Department Head who was told by the CEO that he had to get rid of at least one employee in his Department. So he narrowed the choice down to one of two new employees, Jack or Mary. He then decided to speak to each one privately, and let their reactions help guide his decision.

So he called in Jack, explained the situation and, of course, Jack said he didn't want to lose his job, but he understood the boss's situation.

Then he called in Mary, and said, 'Mary, I've got a problem: by the end of the day, I've got to lay you or Jack off...'

And Mary says, 'Then you're gonna have to jack off, buster, I've got a headache!'

Guided Imagery Closed Eye Exercise

A doctor told Jim that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act.

Jim decided, "What the hell, I'll try it." He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution.

On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover and started fantasizing about her. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants.

Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"

A voice said, "This is the police. What's going on down there?"

Jim replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."

"Well", said the cop, "you might as well check your brakes, too, while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill five minutes ago."

The Perfect Scam

Australian Police have been unable to recommend a prosecution for the following scam:

A company takes out a newspaper advertisement claiming to be able to supply imported hard core pornographic videos. As their prices seem reasonable, people place orders and make payments via cheque.

After several weeks, the company writes back explaining that under the present law they are unable to supply the materials and do not wish to be prosecuted. So they return their customers' money in the form of a company cheque.

However, due to the name of the company, few people will present these checks to their banks.

The name of the company: "The Anal Sex and Fetish Perversion Company."

Friday, August 12, 2005

Jantung Manisku



Aku dan dia
Bak pinang dibelah dua
Semoga kami hidup bahagia
Seisi keluarga
Dengan anaknya


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Sunday, August 07, 2005

Car for Sale

Citreon Xantia 2.0i Automatic
1995 Model, WDU 3124
Dark Blue-Green colour
Very well-maintained with new engine, new fuel pump, refurnished hydraulic suspension
Highest offer above RM18,888 secures

To view, call Azlan Adnan
019-28-AZLAN
019-28-29526

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Baby Jokes

Courtesy of Aliah Zainal, with thanks

SUPER BABY
A baby was born so advanced in development he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor.

"Are you my doctor?" he asked.

"Why, yes, I am," said the doctor.

The baby said, "Thank you for taking such good care of me during the birth."

He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?"

"Yes, dear, I am," said the mother, beaming.

"Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born," he said.

He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?"

"Yes, I am," his father proudly answered.

The baby motioned him closer, then, poked him repeatedly on the forehead with his index finger. "Hurts, doesn't it?"


BABY FOOD
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor's office.

He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"

She replied, "I'm having a baby."

With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

She answered, "He sure is."

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"

She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."

With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked, "Then why did you eat him?"


I'D RATHER HAVE A PUPPY
A little boy and his dad were walking down the street when they saw two dogs having sex.

The little boy asks his father, "Daddy, what are they doing?"

The father says, "Making a puppy."

So they walk on and go home. A few days later, the little boy walks in on his parents having sex.

The little boy says, "Daddy, what are you doing?"

The father replies, "Making a baby."

The little boy says "Hmmmm, can you please flip Mommy around? I'd rather have a puppy instead!"


DEAD GOLD FISH
Little Tim was in the garden filling a hole when his neighbour peered over the fence.

Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?"

"My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbour said, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it, Tim?"

Tim patted down the last heap of earth and replied, "That's because I couldn't get him out of your cat."


WHISPER
A mother took her little boy to church.

While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."

The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church.

So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'"

The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father, "Daddy, I have to whisper."

The father looked at him and said, "Okay, why don't you whisper in my ear."

Saturday, August 06, 2005

We make a living by what we get,
we make a life by what we give

A truly inspiring piece of work! Enjoy!

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The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn't already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder.

I turned around to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that lit up her entire being. She said, "Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I'm eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?"

I laughed and enthusiastically responded, "Of course you may!" and she gave me a giant squeeze.

"Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?" I asked.

She jokingly replied, "I'm here to meet a rich husband, get married, and have a couple of kids..."

"No seriously," I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age.

"I always dreamed of having a college education and now I'm getting one!" she told me.

After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate milkshake. We became instant friends. Every day for the next three months we would leave class together and talk nonstop. I was always mesmerized listening to this "time machine" as she shared her wisdom and experience with me.

Over the course of the year, Rose became a campus icon and she easily made friends wherever she went. She loved to dress up and she reveled in the attention bestowed upon her from the other students. She was living it up.

At the end of the semester we invited Rose to speak at our football banquet. I'll never forget what she taught us. She was introduced and stepped up to the podium. As she began to deliver her prepared speech, she dropped her three by five cards on the floor.

Frustrated and a little embarrassed she leaned into the microphone and simply said, "I'm sorry I'm so jittery. I gave up beer for Lent and this whiskey is killing me! I'll never get my speech back in order so let me just tell you what I know."

As we laughed she cleared her throat and began, "We do not stop playing because we are old; we grow old because we stop playing.

There are only four secrets to staying young, being happy, and achieving success. You have to laugh and find humour every day. You've got to have a dream. When you lose your dreams, you die.

We have so many people walking around who are dead and don't even know it!

There is a huge difference between growing older and growing up.

If you are nineteen years old and lie in bed for one full year and don't do one productive thing, you will turn twenty years old. If I am eighty-seven years old and stay in bed for a year and never do anything I will turn eighty-eight.

Anybody can grow older. That doesn't take any talent or ability. The idea is to grow up by always finding opportunity in change. Have no regrets.

The elderly usually don't have regrets for what we did, but rather for things we did not do. The only people who fear death are those with regrets."

She concluded her speech by courageously singing "The Rose." She challenged each of us to study the lyrics and live them out in our daily lives. At the year's end, Rose finished the college degree she had begun all those years ago. One week after graduation Rose died peacefully in her sleep.

Over two thousand college students attended her funeral in tribute to the wonderful woman who taught by example that it's never too late to be all you can possibly be. When you finish reading this, please send this peaceful word of advice to your friends and family, they'll really enjoy it!

These words have been passed along in loving memory of Rose.

REMEMBER, GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL.

We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.

God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage. If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it.

"Good friends are like stars... You don't always see them, but you know they are always there."