Thursday, July 22, 2004

HUMOUR: Sweeter Than Pork

A priest and a rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a
train. After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying, "I
know that in your religion you're not supposed to eat pork. Have you
actually ever tasted it?"

The rabbi said, "I must tell the truth. Yes, I have, on the odd
occasion." Then the Rabbi had his turn of interrogation. He asked,
"Your religion, too... I know you're supposed to be celibate, but...?"

The priest replied, "Yes, I know what you're going to ask. I have
succumbed once or twice."

There was silence for a while. Then the Rabbi peeped around the
newspaper he was reading and said, "Sweeter than pork, isn't it?"

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