A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He
awakened to find himself in the care of a nun at a Catholic hospital.
As he was recovering, the nun asked how he was going to pay the bill.
He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
He replied, "No money in the bank."
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said, "Just a spinster sister, who is a nun."
The nun, slightly perturbed, said, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are
married to God."
The patient replied, "Then, send the bill to my brother-in-law."
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