Malaysian Drivers

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: IPOH driver

2. One hand on wheel, one hand out the window with cigarette: KEPONG driver.

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes
of traffic: DOWNTOWN KUALA LUMPUR driver.

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on parang, foot solidly on accelerator:
JOHOR driver.

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on non-fat double decaf cappuccino,
cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, hands-free on the lap:
BANGSAR driver.

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in
terror: FOREIGNER, driving in MALAYSIA.

7. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, talking on
cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on
steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SUBANG JAYA DRIVER... on the
Federal Highway!!!

8. One hand on wheel, one hand on passengers head rest, alternating
between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake,
throwing rambutans or durian shells out the window: KARAK HIGHWAY
KUANTAN driver.

9. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, READY-TO-KILL attitude, rear window
stickers read "Make my day", beer cans on floor, wedding ribbon still
attached to antenna: CONSTRUCTION SITE PUCHONG driver!

10. One hand on the handphone, another hand picking nose, One leg on
the dash board, another leg crossed on the seat with a beer can in the
middle ~ turning anywhere he likes, parking anywhere he likes, in
fact, driving anywhere he likes. aaahhh... this is a heaven for
drivers... welcome to PENANG!

11. Two hands gripping tightly to the wheel, eyes glued on the
windscreen, alternately stepping on the accelerator and brakes every
five seconds. WOMAN DRIVER!