Petronas Malaysian Grand Prix

"Oh, Sugar!"

I'm not even going to bother to watch Formula 1 tomorrow if Ferrari's going to monopolise the track. Read the reasons for my disappointment here and here.

And if you're a Ferrari fan, you might also want to read this. No gloating, please. The race isn't over yet.

And to those in Team McLaren Mercedes, if you think it'd help to have a good kick up the backside, I'll gladly supply you one. Gratis.