Friday, May 14, 2004

OF TEETH AND NOSTRILS

OF TEETH AND NOSTRILS

Took a drive to up North the other day. It really gets me that PLUS allows smoking at the restaurants at their rest stops. They should only allow it really outside, far from where non-smokers like me eat. It also bugs me when off-duty food handlers sit down and smoke where we patrons eat. If I were manic, I'd stick a fag up each of his nostrils ~ and light them! Forget what the law says (laws are woefully antiquated and don't meet contemporary needs anyway), since the Government is having an Anti-Smoking Campaign, PLUS should take the initiative to bodek the Government, just as Universiti Sains Malaysia has, in all but expelling students (and sacking staff) who smoke.

When in Ipoh Parade, do check out Firah (yes, Firah, not Farah ~ unusual name she has) at Sushi King on the ground floor. She has excellent dentition which she says is due to the fact that when she was young, her mother forbad the use of puting (comforter, no, not the duvet type but the one you stick in babies' mouths to shut them up). Firah swears she's never had any orthodontic work done on her but she has such lovely Class 1 occlusion. Hurray for her mom!

On the way back, bought a pomelo and a jar of pickled onions from a 21-year-old Hakka babe with a tindik (nose-stud) on her right nostril. If you think nose-studs don't suit Chinese girls, do check her out. She may persuade you to change your mind.

Was on the Federal Highway this morning, which was tail-backed for about 2 km due to an MVA, which I now really do think is becoming an official Malaysian spectator sport.

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