How many members

...of the Bush Administration does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer is SEVEN:

1) one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced;

2) one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has
questions about the lightbulb;

3) one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new lightbulb;

4) one to arrange the invasion of a country rumoured to have a secret
stockpile of lightbulbs;

5) one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how
to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb;

6) one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the
lightbulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American
flag; and finally

7) one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a lightbulb
and screwing the country.