Jesus Christ, are you still in there?

A Sunday school teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his
students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ. He wanted to
make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time
ago, that he grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus
today?"

Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven!"

Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart!"

Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I
know! He's in our bathroom!"

The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for
a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long
seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he
knew this.

Little Johnny replied, "Well, every morning my father gets up, bangs
on the bathroom door, and yells: 'Jesus Christ, are you still in
there?'"