No-Parking Zone

A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because
he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter. So he put
a note under the windshield wiper that read:

"I have circled the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my
appointment.
FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES."

When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with
this note:

"I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket,
I'll lose my job.
LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION."